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Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Lin Peh Never Dies

Tiu! 10 days liddat no post and some of you thought Lin Peh die already. Got 3 hai peeple even blog about Lin Peh missing! In case you think Lin Peh bluff 9 you all, you can see it for yourself at:

HumHai Aceone
Sor Hai Toudai
Kao Hai Frostier

If you look at the commments at the posts above, seems like many peeple think Lin Peh kena kidnap by piaomei or laying in the hospital getting treatment for sexual desease ! CHOY !

Anyway, Lin Peh is back and you no need to worry about finding Lin Peh's dead body on the front page of China Press or seeing the Mug Shot of Lin Peh at the obituary section of Malay Mail, at least not for the time being !


Reasons Lin Peh Never Dies are:

1. Lin Peh No Beat Up Peeple
OK la. Lin Peh actually got beat peeple up but those peeple are usually small small size one. Also, when Lin Peh beat them up, they sure die and no chance to revenge! ;-)

2. Lin Peh No Offend Aunty
Unlike Wingz who likes to offend aunty-aunty and their affiliates for entertainment purposes, Lin Peh LOVE aunties! So, you don't need to worry that aunty-aunty will come with their Broom Gang to wack kao Lin Peh for no reason ;-) Aunty Man Shui !

3. Lin Peh Practice Safe Sex
Before any unsafe sex, Lin Peh always think to myself what the kids will look like. You may get some idea here.

So, for those of you who were hoping that Lin Peh is dead, sorry to disappoint you ;-) For the rest, Lin Peh tank Q you very much for the concern and Lin Peh like to share with you a very nice picture here:


16 Condeminations:

Blogger LP condemn:

I thought after you got out the hospital, you were busy on this project:97歲老翁要娶38歲寡婦 (is in today China Press)

Ladies and gentlemen if you want to know how Lin Peh looks like, pls follow the link

Blogger angel condemn:


Ei, how come this one maciam looking for free PUBICity liddat wan...

*sounds like a familiar PUBICity that happened recently*

Tell me I'm not imagining things? :D

Blogger AceOne118 condemn:

Nabeh! I'm searching high and low for you in thai cock. I dun care..I'm billing you for this!

Blogger Kenny Ng condemn:

That's why I never believe what they blog about u missing.

Blogger ah nel condemn:

u mati i oso go suwiside liao as no bodi sama me hantam kao semi bulu...

Blogger King's wife condemn:

You better not be dead cos you still owe me a big makan! :D

Blogger Ckyeo condemn:

tak mati lagi ar?

Anonymous AhBoon condemn:

u tak mau join i mia contest but taruk saja my lenglui pic.

better die another day la!!!

Blogger Huei condemn:

ehhh share the bath tub of money lar!!! =P

Blogger Wuching condemn:

linpeh never die, i wann live forever..u can teach me onot?

Blogger pisang goreng 115,NF condemn:

he ran away bekos the OLIN produck
kena sapu by that 2 dog by gaben

and fake his death so gaben can close his case


Anonymous Earl Kuku condemn:

MCH, this 'Lost n Found'was my Registered tactic la, who ever use it is the LAMEST persone u tahu!!??

KNN your kukujiao so small, copy me!!

Blogger Sasha condemn:

Niakung....use my picture again

Blogger frostier condemn:

pikhures is i plopose 1

Anonymous simmie condemn:

don't die yet cos I'm coming back soon!

Anonymous Bee Stung Lips condemn:

lucky u came back... or else i dunno where to get good dose of funny blog humour! :P

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