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Thursday, April 12, 2007

A Sexual Awareness Survey

Lin Peh's aunti friend, Mott Lan is doing a Sexual Awareness Survey because she is very humsap. Detail can be found at her blog:

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However, very pitiful her survey business not so good because many male bloggers until kkc also cannot stim liao because all afraid that she may post their response Big Big on the internet. Can you imagine what will happen if she post something like:


COCKA first sexual awareness at Age 55!

Aceone only start to like the opposite sex at Age 48!


Anyway, since this Mott Lan quite cute also, Lin Peh help her la. So, as a real good friend, not only Lin Peh will do the survey myself, Lin Peh also selected a sample of my friends who best represent the male population in this world and asked them to do the survey. Those selected in this survey are:

1. Aceone (Represent the Humhai)
2. Wingz (Represent the Taokeh)
3. Cocka (Represent the Old Cock)
4. Toudai (Represent the Young Punk)
5. 9393(Represent those who play play until chap lap)
6. Lin Peh Goodself (Represent the blue collar MIC sapporters)

So, with our answers, she no need look for others already because ours is like a compilation like that and here they are:

1. At what age was your first sexual awareness?

20, This is based on weighted average and it is a bit misleading because Wingz weight a lot so he pull up the average a lot also. Without Wingz, the average is about 8.11967 only.

2. Were you embarrassed or curious?

This one answer very straight forward. No embarasseed, no curious, we all feel Siok la !

3. At what age did you like the same/opposite sex?

8 months, this is also base on weighted average. However at 8 months old, all of us, including WINGZ, weight almost the same.

4. Did you have someone that taught you about sex?

This one cannot compute average so Lin Peh list them down one by one in detail:

Aceone - Foong Foong Hair Sallon (No.2: Ah Lan)
Wingz - Pusat Kesihatan Hollywood (No.3: Ah Ying)
Cocka - Rumah Urut Bollywood (No.23: Minahchi)
Toudai - Pusat Hiburan Pandan Jaya (No.33: Ah Fah)
9393 - Kiu Kiu Massage Parlor (No.8: Ah Kiu)
Lin Peh - Learn from this sex manual.

5. Was it your parent?

NO!

6. If not, would you have wished it was your parent?

No, we all wish if was your son's mother! HAHHAHAHAAHH!

7. Any thoughts on this matter (education of sexual awareness)?

Please lagalize all the "service center". If not, stim already and no galfriend where to release?

Lin Peh hope the above is helpful.

Nice leh ? HAHAHAHHAHA!





16 Condeminations:

Blogger frostier condemn:

knn. why not include me. i sure help to make it more average mah.

Blogger AceOne118 condemn:

Muahahahaha!!! Cipet!

Blogger dreamie condemn:

WAKAKAKAKAKA....... ROFLOL
nice.. very NICE !!!!

Anonymous mott condemn:

c'mere you!!!!!

*sound of whips lashing*

Blogger Kenny Ng condemn:

Hahaha... luckily I tak kena

Blogger Ckyeo condemn:

mafoolat!! u say wrongly about lim peh adi!! lim peh where got bong chan pandan cahaya?! lim peh mia home ground is at Jalan Alor la!!

Blogger pisang goreng 115,NF condemn:

Eh
I thought all kambing from
RUMAH URUT KIEW KIEW
wan?

neh.......
from rojaks forum wan......

Blogger Hor ny Ang Moh condemn:

Ha!Ha!Ha! Got such survey going on???

Blogger Simple American condemn:

Very interesting scientific datas.

Blogger ah nel condemn:

all wrong wan ur answer!!!

1.since i were born as i dont bath togather with a person got kukuciao wan...

2.ambarassed n kulios not important as long can find d right lobang even no bush/phek phan

3.when she offer her lobang sure i like veli much from tat time...

4.owes learn from the porn so all lin peh answer wrong wan...

5.if i learn from them my future son wil same face like me not hansem at all...

6.i wished it from eveli gal i find them pretty n gorgeous...

7.just tot tat d person who create tis Q just wan some real answer he/she cant figure it out til now...LOL

Blogger Huei condemn:

wah! tenkiu for ur informasi!! akakkakakaka

Blogger sun,moon&star condemn:

Muahahahaaaaaa!!! interesting answers.
Moon

Blogger Wingz condemn:

Wingz - Pusat Kesihatan Hollywood (No.3: Ah Ying)

MAHAI!!! how many times i hafta tell u??!!! No.3 is Ahkiew la!! not Ahying!! AhYing is no.33 la!!!

Blogger Sasha condemn:

HAHAHHAHAHAH LIN PEH! u never go into detail la...position semua leh?

Blogger Cocka Doodle condemn:

...and usually Wingz needs 2 girls to massage him lah. Body so large 1 girl where got enough? By the time she finish, no strength to bang liao.
LOL

Blogger CY condemn:

Wargh! ROTFL xD

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