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Friday, April 06, 2007

Boggers Registration Campaign

"In order to prevent the spread of negative or malicious content on the Internet, the government is going to require that all the BLOGGERS using locally hosted websites to register with the authorities." Deputy Energy, Water and Communications Minister Datuk Shaziman Abu Mansor.


Lin Peh sure the task is not going to be easy and the gaoment is going to have a tough time getting all the bloggers to register especially those bloggers who always condemn the gaoment and post humsap picture wan (example: Aceone). HAHAHA!

As usual, Lin Peh very sappot the gaoment and will do whatever possible to help. So, first thing first, Lin Peh propose that this registration exercise must have a nice name. The name must not be scary, if not, all the Malaysian bloggers may runaway to safer country such as Iraq! So, the following are list of NOT RECOMMENDED NAMES:

"REGISTER NOW BEFORE WE CATCH YOU!"

"REGISTER NOW SO WE VERY EASY TO CATCH YOU!"

"REGISTER NOW BECAUSE GAOMENT BUILDING NEW PRISON!"


The gaoment may not be aware but many bloggers are actually very patriotic one (example: all bloggers except Aceone) and since the country is celebrating its 50 years'old birthday this year, Lin Peh suggest that a patriotic name shall be created for this projeck. So, Lin Peh cum out with the following name which is non controversial and no one shall dispute:

"BLOGGERS CINTAI MALAYSIA"


Of course when the gaoment is doing a nationwide projeck like this, a slogan is a must! As far as Lin Peh is concern, the following slogan which has been quoted many times recently at local blogs is really no fight one:

"MAJULAH BLOGGING UNTUK NEGARA DAN DIRI ANDA!"


So kao meaningful hor ? ;-)

When the name and the slogan is done properly, Lin Peh sure bloggers will not be afraid anymore but that does not mean they will come register also. So, to encourage them to cum forward, the gaoment must PROMISE some rewards just like the Mykad program liddat. Lin Peh sure the response will be very good if those who register can get Bangoro, Satay House, Cars, Motorbike etc.

To help with promoting this projeck, Lin Peh has created a very nice poster so that the gaoment can paste it everywhere and advertise it on newspaper! This poster is very useful because it has a recent picture of all the fehmes bloggers which also means:

"I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, SO YOU BETTER REGISTER!"




This time all Hailatt liao ! HAHAHAHAHHAH!



20 Condeminations:

Blogger angel condemn:

And I know who you are! Muahaha...

U think they'll offer prizes for those who expose the anonymouse bloggers?

Anonymous ahboon condemn:

sure or not got prize meh!? they can song song said give then tomolo song song said no punya wo...

wat todo? who ask my face got show in tat pikture, so fast fast do so lo. they really building new prison meh? true or not??

this address betul ka?

http://BloggersCintaiMalaysia.gov.my

Blogger Lil Patchee condemn:

Ah kor, where to register ahh??? No form pun!

Blogger Wuching condemn:

tan sri, u should put together a song from all the bloggers like u did with the xmas & CNY songs projecks! sure gaoment happy with u & let u win hadiah hadia wan!

Blogger Wingz condemn:

malilah mali~~~ mana mau lari?!!

Blogger Kenny Ng condemn:

My blog never kondem gaoment also need to register? Like that I stop blogging la

Blogger CheZzie condemn:

okla.. i register...
but why no theme song for this 'kempen' 1 ?

Cintai IT , Cintai Blogging

Blogger CY condemn:

Should put lenglui photos there. Sure cum wan. Lol!

Blogger ah nel condemn:

gilajaan bolih!!!

now we all gather hantam kao kao 1st n then start new blog...for those married ppl like u should post more of ur san/doter pigcher so tat samy bulu wont start new rules...

Blogger FL Sam condemn:

Prizes not good enuff. How to register.

How come Malaysia many people doing Blogger Registration. Another blogger give Registrar of Bloggers(ROB) B1 Form.

Do bother to register la. $$$ can gao tim one. :)

Blogger dreamie condemn:

HA HAHA..Lin Peh, you will be the next candidate for Latukship for your great effort and undying loyalty !!

Blogger Ellone condemn:

Wahahaha- so funny.
I like the poster !

Blogger AceOne118 condemn:

Where I got post hamsap pictures? National day I carry Maraysia flag wan you know!!!

Blogger sun,moon&star condemn:

hahahaaaa sure or not we can get prize if we register?
Moon

Blogger Hor ny Ang Moh condemn:

If cumfirm got price I will register wan!!

Blogger Ckyeo condemn:

u think this kind of prize can attract lim peh legister ar?!

lim peh only wan scooter!!

Blogger Huei condemn:

faster lehgisterrrrrr atttt
www.iiamakiasigomenwhoisafraidofyou
bloggingthetruthaboutussoiamforcing
youtoregistersoyoucanwriteonnothing
butliesandsaythatwearethebestgomeni
ntheworld.com.MY

or call dem tol free at

1800-iamakiasigomenwhoisafraidofyoublogg
ingthetruthaboutussoiamforcingyouto
registersoyoucanwriteonnothingbutli
esandsaythatwearethebestgomeninthew
orld

Blogger clement condemn:

i want prize... it's just so like that reg prepaid campaign... what happened to those who don't reg their phone? will it happen to us who dun reg our blog?

Blogger pisang goreng 115,NF condemn:

eh? weird?
last time they say BLOGGER ARE BIG FAT LIER
but now why they say blogger must register?

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

brain no correct liao
three quater ...........

Blogger Brother Wai condemn:

yelah.. a really stupid move one! so u guys know what to do at the next election lah...

when election huh??

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