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Monday, January 28, 2008

Latest from OLIN: iPiaoker

After the very sucessful lauching of the iPiaomei and iWallop, OLIN received a lot of request to come out with a special produck for all the aunty-aunty and horny chics who always no getting enough from their real life piaoker.

After the long long waiting, OLIN is proud to present to you its latest produck:

iPiaoker


It is a Life Size Piaoker!
1.165

2.143

Front View Sexy, Rear View Also Sexy


Money Back Garenti! Aunty See Aunty Horny


Damn Solid! Even the nen-nen Chest Got Muscles One
4.125

5.123

Can Be Placed at Your Sofa with Remote Control in Hand Just like Your Normal Piaoker
6.108

Always on Standby Mode - Got Erection All The Time


The Erection is Elastic, Flexible and Realistic Feel


Water Resistant, Stain Resistant, Heat Resistant


In Case Your Water Overflow, His Lanjiao Still Can Pop Up



So, why spend your hard earned money on keeping a Piaoker and running into risk of getting HIV, AIDS and DVD when you can have iPiaoker delivered directly to your doorstep ?

delivery

To place your order, please have your credit card ready and call:
1-800-LIN-PEH

Another Great Produck by:



19 Condeminations:

Blogger frostier condemn:

=.='
iPiaoker!!

is it created in the image of Linpeh or who ah?
can custom made the face or not?

Blogger dSaint condemn:

wth, frostier wanna buy one with Linpeh's face. weird....

Blogger Sasha condemn:

alamak the face liek forced to have sex like dat wan ? dun have some pleasant looking one meh?

Blogger frostier condemn:

haha. i was asking whether the iPiaoker is Linpeh real face or not...
or
we can custom made it to look like Lingam or....

Blogger Wingz condemn:

oi! why you put my pic in your blog?!

Blogger pisang goreng 115,NF condemn:

if linpeh version err no no no
lingam version must built-in sound wan

like "kog-rek kog-rek kog-rek"

ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka

Blogger angeles condemn:

LinPiaoKer.. u r the bestest lor... I shall order a few.. but b4 that, got question... if virgins (like me) use liao, will becum not virgins ah?

Blogger Wuching condemn:

oi! you try liao onot?! hahahaha

Anonymous AhBoon condemn:

Great produck!! should expect a lot of orders la...

Especially from those Real PiaoKer (a.k.a GeiLoh) LOL!!!

Blogger janicepa condemn:

linpeh .. can tailor make the face look like brad pit o not ??

Blogger Hor ny Ang Moh condemn:

Wah Laueh!!!! If u market this then I can goT & fly kite!!! All my 'service' businesses will be sapu by ur product!! This wan cannot??? May be u can sell this in china!!!
He! He!

Blogger CY condemn:

Frostier and Pisang Goreng,

No wonder he said "looks like me, sounds like me" but not me! Wahaha xD

Ps. olinGAM

Blogger W_W_H condemn:

got a request here... can custom make some with big belly wan arr??? put some tatoo also lah...

wakakakakaaaaaaaaa!!!

Anonymous leng kwan condemn:

why face abit "disfigured" geh? It is crafted with whus face as mole? Lin Peh Peh one? wakakaka

Blogger pisang goreng 115,NF condemn:

i forgot 1 thing to say lor.....

that ipioaker
can shoot cream kar?

waka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka

Anonymous Anonymous condemn:

Can it be integrated with iWallop?
Customers will be damn high until die !!!

lol

Blogger Cocka Doodle condemn:

I also want one with the looks of Linpeh...but come with open mouth and asshole. Kakakakaka!!!

Angeles...Virgins like you still can use. Masuk backdoor lor, so that pet pet virginty still intact! Muahahahaha!!!!

Blogger lasilasi condemn:

ooi linpeh, the look really not ok lei. can look like rain anot?

Blogger pep condemn:

I have never seen such and exclusive and sexy snap in my entire life. I would like to appreciate you for sharing such an impressive and sexy snap with us.

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