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Friday, December 29, 2006

Bye Bye 2006

Thanks for everything.

HAPPY 2007 !

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Miss Nevada Katie Rees Fired

Miss Nevada 2007, Katie Rees, was yesterday stripped of her title because of some raunchy pictures:

No la, not this one, this picture so decent, where got problem ?

This one also no problem la

It seems that the pictures are so stim until the owner of Miss USA Pageant, Donald Trump, also got very angry like that:

Donald said, "Did you see those pictures? Unlike Miss USA, who made some bad choices, Miss Nevada is a real problem ... It's a much different thing, and a much bigger problem."

Lin Peh sure you also want to see those photos that cost her the title huh ?

Ok la, after some extensive research, Lin Peh found the following. Let's share share (She is the one in RED):

Friday, December 22, 2006

Rudolf in Your House: Who Sing Wan ?

CD Cover Courtesy of ~TheAngel~: Don't Simply Copy yeah ? ;-)

After 5X mom came out with the RM50 for peeple to guess she sings which part of the song, Lin Peh received many mails asking me to help out with the answer. Some offer to share the reward and some offer to give blowjob presents. Anyway, to be fair to everyone, Lin Peh decided to reveal the detail here:

JKN and John Ong:
You know Dasher and Dancer, and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid, and Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all

Lady Moon:
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose

And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows

CY Gemini:
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names

Seng Kor:
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say:

Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

Then all the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee

Simple American
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
You'll go down in history!

Rap byJohn Ong:
U lang chin chai khui chui tor eh sing a song
(Got people simply open mouth already can sing a song)

U lang sit chai li hai sing song yong wah kong
(Got people damn good sing song use talking wan)

U lang koh kah ho liao siang kah superstar
(Got people lagi terror like superstar)

U lang chiu kua u lang kah lang pah kitar
(Some sing song, some help us play guitar)

Guitar Solo by Kenny Ng

King's Wife and Kenny Ng:
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose

Helen and Matthew Kang:
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows

Angel and Inevitable:
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names

Crazy Girl and Tiu Niasing:
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

Rojak and All The Chics
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say

Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

Lin Peh and Friends
Then all the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee (Little Patchi: Yippie!)
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
You'll go down in history!

John Ong:
You'll go down in history

Little Patchi
You'll go down in history!

OK....the answer all reveal already, whoever win please give Lin Peh 50% ! If your still not yet enter the contest. Faster go HERE and enter! Just remember to gimme my share ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

By the way, Happy Tong Jit (Winter solstice) to All !

Monday, December 18, 2006

Rudolf in Your House

Tan Sli, Puan Sli, Lato, Latin, Ladies and Genitalmen:

Dengan sukacitanya, Lin Peh hereby present to you, the Bloggers Very Own

The singers for this song are (in ABC order):

1. 5xMom
2. Allison
3. Angel
4. Cocka
5. Crazy Girl
6. CY Gemini
7. Helen
8. Inevitable
9. JKN
10. John Ong
11. Kenny Ng
12. King's Wife
13. Lady Moon
14. Lin Peh
15. Little Patchi
16. LP
17. Matthew Kang
18. Rojak
19. Seng Kor
20. Simple American
21. Tiu Niasing

If you tink that the song is worth listening many times and you want to download a copy to your computer, walkman ipod, or to sell at pasar malam just right click HERE or HERE.

To find out who is singing what, please go HERE to get the details and perhaps some money too! LOL!

It has been veli veli nice to receive such good responses again from all of you. I think it also shows that the world economy has not improve much since last year and everyone still got nothing to do. Very free! HAHAHA !

Meanwhile, special Tank Q must also go to:

For mixing the intro which many si-lais hear already also wet wet liao.

John Ong
For doing the Penang Hokkien RAP and hosting the file.

Kenny Ng
For playing the rock and roll guitar. Keng leh ?

For hosting the file and giving out CASH!

For doing such a wonderful job with the graphic design ! You so pretty la ;-)

Last but not least, Lin Peh sincecerly tank Q all of you who have given the sapport by one way or the other and make this possible!

Tank Q ! Dor Jeh, Kam Siah, Xie Xie! Terima Kasih!

Until next time, enjoy the song, have a wonderful Christmas. Remember, don't drink and drive and don't drive while getting BJ from piaomei ;-) LOL !


Lin Peh

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Final Update: Rudolf in Your House


The Lin Peh sing song projeck for Christmas 2006, Rudolf in Your House will be officially launch here at 11:18am (Yat Yat Yat Fatt), Malaysia no light savings time, on Monday 18th December 2006.

Please remember to cum and sappot and get your free copy of the song !

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Faster Come See The Yumiko Video !


Please cum here often for an update on the Rudolf in Your House Sing Song Projeck for This Christmas.

Wiithin minutes after Lin Peh posted the video, youtube took it off already ! So not sporting wan ! Anyway, Lin Peh manage to find the footage again so you all faster so see before it gets deleted ! Here's the link (Let's see how long it will last this time...HAHAHAH!) :

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Yumiko Lost Her Pants


Please cum here often for an update on the Rudolf in Your House Sing Song Projeck for This Christmas.

Yumiko Cheng Hei-Yi (鄭希怡), a popular Hong Kong singer/actress, lost her pants during an acrobatics on Saturday night’s Tung Wah Charity Show. Right after the incident, there were over many mah-latt-lor (including Lin eh) from all over the world searching for the footage on the net. However, many of those footages have been removed at the request of TVB which broadcasted the show live.

Well, after some extensive searching and researching, Lin Peh manage to find the footage and since Lin Peh is always very generous in "information sharing", I decided to post the footage here. Lin Peh sure the footage will be removed in just a matter of time so don't blame me if you cum late ! Meanwhile, here is the video footage:


Update: Niama! Seems like the video gone liao (SO FAST). Lucky Lin Peh got do one screen capture here:

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Sex Video of Maria Eva and Yahya Zaini


Please cum here often for an update on the Rudolf in Your House Sing Song Projeck for This Christmas.


As reported in all the newspapers recently, an Indonesian politician, DatoYahya Zaini appeared in the handphone sex video with Maria Eva, a fehmes dangdut singer in Indonesia.

This video is very special because the politician Yahya Zaini happens to be the head of Golkar's religious affairs committee which is responsible for moral issues! Anyway, he kena goreng sotong (fried squid) already after the video was circulated. So, many peeple wondering why the Chairman of the Penang Municiple Council still in one piece after the CCTV issue, Lin Peh can tell you the reason is simple: because the Penang CCTV only capture ladies thight or undie, whereas these fellas video show more. Here's the video for you to verify:

By the way, how cum Lin Peh's indon maid dun look anything like the actress wan ? CHEH !

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Physical Training of GREAT Athlete


Please cum here often for an update on the Rudolf in Your House Sing Song Projeck for This Christmas.

After Lin Peh posted the video of my tennis student Ms Hoe Lynn Tai, many peeples asked Lin Peh to reveal more on the secret of how the training was done. They were all very impressed with how she could handle the ball so well! So, due to popular demand, Lin Peh will now show you a little bit about the physical training i.e. JOGGING:

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Update - Rudolf in Your House


Remember to Party for Year End.

First of all, a very special Tank Q to all the crazy bloggers who sacrifice their voice for the Sing Song projeck. Really appreciate it !

As at closing of the projeck, Lin Peh have received a total of 20 recordings (exclusing Lin Peh) which is really encouraging! Tank Q again !

To give you an idea about these bloggers and their recordings, Lin Peh have compiled a summary as follows:

The Veterans:

1. 5xMom
This aunti the voice very sweet wan. I think she bluf us wan! The truth is, she is the Ah Sar of TWINS!

2. Allison
This Pak Ali punya Son dunno why the voice sounds like a female wan! But nevermind la. Male, female, shemale..all accept !

3. Cocka
This Uncle sent in the recording late but he insists that his voice must be included because many leng loois all waiting to hear his very lum singing! Since Lin Peh is not a leng looi so can't condemn. If you happen to be a leng looi, please condemn after listening ! LOL!

4. Helen
This aunti Lin Peh dare not condemn cause she told me she will burn my computer if I condemn her singing ! ;-)

5. JKN of KL Podcast
This fella long time never update his Lalio Station but still find time to do the recording ! Tank Q very much !

6. John Ong
This one Lin Peh no condemn, you sendiri listen then you will know why.

7. King's Wife
Her recording was terrible! Can hear all sorts of sounds in the background wan!Somemore got wind blowing sound liddat wan. Lin Peh think she accidently sent her recording of her doing Blow Job !

8. Lady Moon
Last time her name was Moon Lady but now called Lady Moon pulak ! Lin Peh think she changed it after reading my Leap Year Post ! HAHAHAHA! Anyway, last projeck I let her sang duet with Lin Peh and she komplain like hell! So, this time around, I make sure she won't sing with me ! LOL!

9. LP
This LP has been busy cooking, complaining and tackling guys online but she still very support and send in her recording also. Leng Looi..tank Q yeah ?

10. Little Patchi
This Pakcik may be Little but she got 6th sense wan. She sent in a file which was done when she was 5 years old! She told me, way back then she already and foresee this porjeck! Terrar!

11. Rojak
Only thing Lin Peh can warn you all about this guy is...Not only rojak cannot sing, he also cannot TOK ! Niama leh !


Here are the new cummers to Lin Peh's Sing Song Projeck so...very special Welcum!

12. Angel
She claims dat she sang 200 times just to get it right and the file was sent at 5 o'clock in the morning! After listen to it, Lin Peh very CumTong, want to cry liao ! LOL!

13. CY Gemini
This fella is one of the first to sent in his recording. Too bad Malaysia didn't get to host the Asian Games, if not, sure he will be singing during the open ceremony wan !

14. Crazy Girl
You think she is crazy ? Wait till you hear her SING!

15. Inevitable
Incondemable ! Garenti this fella always sing song at KTV with Piao Mei wan ! LOL!

16. Kenny Ng
Kenny can ROCK !

17. Matthew Kang
This one is a borned country singer! No matter how he sang also sounds like country singer liddat! LOL!

18. Seng Kor
Seng Kor actually took the effort to go buy a mic just for this projeck. But this stingy fucker bought the Cheap-palak mic even tho he is now getting very high paid for his new job!

19. Simple American
For the very first time, Lin Peh got a real Ang Mor to cum in and sing the song! Next time must ask him sing the Chinese New Year Song...Xin Nian Lai Lor! LOL!

20. Tiu Niasing
Tiu ! Lin Peh didn't know this fella can sing Engrish wan wor !

That's the update for now. Lin Peh will be updating you again once I manage to sort out who to duet with who ! (any suggestion? LOL). Meanwhile, Lin Peh has been listening to all these recording for like 10 hours per day until the dog at my house also look like Rudolf like that liao !