After the very sucessful lauching of the iPiaomei and iWallop, OLIN received a lot of request to come out with a special produck for all the aunty-aunty and horny chics who always no getting enough from their real life piaoker.
After the long long waiting, OLIN is proud to present to you its latest produck:
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Damn Solid! Even the nen-nen Chest Got Muscles One
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Always on Standby Mode - Got Erection All The Time
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Water Resistant, Stain Resistant, Heat Resistant
In Case Your Water Overflow, His Lanjiao Still Can Pop Up
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You know la. Lin Peh usually no give warning about my post one. But today, different story because Lin Peh decided to give you warning about the following video entitled - 2 Girls 1 Cup performed by 2 sorhais who Sek Si Or Fun (Engrish peeple say: eat shit let go rice):
If you are underage, DON'T WATCH! If you are too old, DON'T WATCH!
If your boss in office, DON'T WATCH! If your father, mother, children at home, DON'T WATCH!
If you are eating, DON'T WATCH! If you eat full full already, DON'T WATCH!
If you have peeple behind you, DON'T WATCH! If you have peeple in front of you, DON'T WATCH!
Tiu...so 9 many warning....go eat shit la!
After watching, you can still type comment ah ? HAHAHAHAHA!
When Lin Peh was preparing new year parties with all the piaomeis, Lin Peh got an sms from a friend asking who is the MCA minister in the porno DVD. Lin Peh first reaction was like: Wah lao eh....this new year good leh, at least got some new thing on newspaper lor! Fucking hell, if not of this, every day Lin Peh on the tv and open the newspaper is only Indian Hindraft news! KNNBCCB! Lin Peh go holiday come back open newspaper and still see nothing but the Ahnehneh news.
At that time, Lin Peh tought the PM will step in and tell the whole nation that we must first authenticate the DVD and then force the person having the original recording to come out. Sound familiar ? ;-) HAHAHAHA!
Anyway, this Chua Soi Lek was honest enough to call press conference and admitted that he was the one starring in the movie so the authentication is no longer an issue la. Wa sai! Lin Peh very like his honesty! Actually, he damn brave to say this kind of thing! But it seems like honesty in the worst policy in this country because since then, many peeples just took out machine guns and shoot, all also say he "taisei" la, shameful la, unholly la, indecent la, la la la etc etc etc and wanted his head. So, he resigned liao!
Well, Lin Peh think that most of the peeple when see sex tape all blur liao. Fuck you la, think with your head la ! Which piaomei he did it with and how his performance in bed is his personal matter and if his wife want to wack him with broom that's their own problem. WHO ARE YOU TO TELL HIM WHAT IS MORALLY RIGHT?. Actually, as long as the money he spent on the room and his piaomei is not the taxpayers money then Lin Peh don't give a shit! On the other hand, Lin Peh see that those fuckers who built big bangoro with the tax payers and those who did the disappearing act on BILLIONS OF RINGGIT at PKFZ are more damaging to the country all still not yet resign! So, Lin Peh conclusion is, cheat the taxpayers money is ok but if you fuck piaomei AND KENA RECORDED..you are fucked!
From the reaction generated from this issue, you all should now understand why The President of the Penang Municipal Council, Datuk Abu Bakar Hassan, blamed the CCTV incident on the “sexy” attire worn by the women reporters. It's the same la fucker! The one kena recorded got the bullethole whereas the one holding the camera become the HERO!
Anyway, Lin Peh think the Malaysian in general so damn fucking blur until they think they vote for GOD during the general election. Lanjiao la ! He is a human la ! And human fuck piaomei just like you also need to get screwed from time to time! Somemore, he is a Health Minister so he sure damn healthy and healthy man need to fuck more Piaomeis! OK, tell me which do you prefer as a health minister? A healthy man who can fuck or an unfuckable man ? HAHAHAH! You want to have a GOD as your minister, you migrate to Vatican city and vote for POPE la ! Mahai! HAHAHAHA!