Tok 3 Tok 4
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
28 Feb 2006
Lin Peh, 5:38 PM
| 19 condeminations
Friday, February 24, 2006
Lin Peh Go Rojak
Lin Peh very honour to announce that Y. Bhg Tan Sri Rojaks Wingz
has invited Lin Peh to become his guest blogger. So, for the virgin post, please go see it at HERE
Tank Q for sappot
Technorati Tag: Wngz Rojak Funny Humsap Tammy+NYP
Lin Peh, 6:42 PM
| 8 condeminations
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Movie Review: Tammy mia Handphone Yamade Video
Yesterday, Ah Seng called early morning ask Lin Peh got see the Tammy from Kiasuland mia handphone yamade video. He told me this Tammy gal handphone kena stolen and then the chibye thief go and upload the yamade video to the internet and let the whole world see. You see, our contry mia MSC surely making progress liao cause this Ah Seng drop out standard 6 also know all these lanjiao internet and handphone video ! Malaysia BOLEH!
So, Lin Peh did a search on the net and found the video thru a link at my bruder,Y. Bhg Tan Sri Rojaks Wingz
mia blog ! Knowing this chibye Wingz, Lin Peh now suspect he is probably the actor in the video la. LOL ! Since many bloggers always like to do Movie Review, Lin Peh feel obligated to do a review too after sawing the video.General Intro
The video is about got 2 parts like mini series like dat. First part on warming up is about 4 minutes and second part of 10 minutes are action pack with close up shots.Cinematografi
The cinematografi is clear but sometimes the camera is tilted 90 degree so your have to tilt your head also when watch. In case you got neck pain, you can also tilt your monitor 90 degree. Sound Effect
There is not much sound effect la except some "blurb, blurb" during the karaoke session. One middle fingers DOWNScreen Play
KNN! You must be krazy if you looking for story ! Actor (Y. Bhg Tan Sri Rojaks Wingz ? )
Lin Peh is quite impressed with the actor lanjiao cause quite long and somemore he is still young, so got potential to grow further. LOL ! He can tahan quite long cause 10 minutes all action and still singing the Elton John "I'm Still Standing" ! However, his warm up of only 4 minutes Lin Peh think not enough la. All those Mei Mei that Lin Peh yamade one always want long long warmup if not it will be like diving in desert like dat. Lin Peh sure this Tammy also no exception wan. So, the conclusion is this actor not experience enough. Actress (Tammy)
The actress face is quite chun. Many people on net said she is Ah Lian but Lin Peh thik Ah Lian is determined more by the cloths a gal wear and since she no wear cloths in this movie, Lin Peh will not conclude that she is Ah Lian. LOL! Anyway, her karaoke singing is quite good. See also Lin Peh stim ! 2 middle fingers UP and Lin Peh mia microphone also UP ! Art Direction
Who the fuck who does the art direction of this video should be shot cause the actor in this movie no wear the diving suit when he dive deep deep! It's like want to commit suicide like dat ! 2 middle fingers DOWN ! And please la, don't let your kids watch ! Costume Design
Non-applicableConclusionTammy mia handphone very advance. Memory also very big! Handphone don't buy small small one, people can steal easily!If you want make home yamade video, use the big big VHS Camcoder, no one steal!
Technorati Tag: Tammy, Sex Video, NYP
Lin Peh, 3:38 PM
| 33 condeminations
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Lin Dynasty: Chapter 1
It all happened on 1st September 1957 in village called Tanjong Pinang.
When the trishaw took Lin Go Tong from the Coffee shop back to his house, it got stuck in the mud on the dirt road. Go Tong came down from the trishaw and helped to push it out, while his little boy, Lin Peh, was left sitting in the trishaw. Go Tong was soaked and completely covered by mud by the time he and the trishaw Ah Pek manage to push the trishaw over the mud. When they finally reached home Go Tong realized something was different on that day because there were 3 policemen in the house.
The Lin family owns the only coffee shop (cum illegal casino) in Tanjong Pinang and Go Tong is known to all the residence at the little village as Uncle Lin. A migrant from China, Go Tong is happily married to Untie Lin with four sons: Lin Liong Sick (12), Lin King Yik (10), Lin Kick Siang (8), Lin Peh (6). The story continues byPJ
Lin Peh, 4:07 PM
| 24 condeminations
Saturday, February 18, 2006
Writing Projeck: I is the Author !
If you are a regular follower of blogs, no need Lin Peh tell also you know many bloggers can write damn good story. So, to honour all these eat full nothing to do peoples and to show the world the power of bloggers, Lin Peh will be starting a new projeck. Code name: I is the Author!How the Projeck Work:
1. Lin Peh will start by writing the Chapter One of a story and then pass it to another blogger to continue the Chapter Two.
2. After finished writing the Chapter Two, the Author of Chapter Two will choose another Blogger to continue with the Chapter Three...and goes on until the story finish.
3. Terms and Conditions are as followsTerms:
1. There is no limit on the length of each chapter but the story must be continuos (got flow like dat) from the previous Chapters.
2. Each author is given 72 hours to complete the chapter. If not, the offer is automatically void and a new author will be chosen.
3. No author can be chosen twice.
4. The story can onli be ended with the consent (thru a referandom) from majority of the authors.
5. The author of the Chapter is responsible only for the content of his or her own chapter. Meaning if the writing is so screwed up that some fellas decided to burn the house of the author, please burn only the house of the author of that particular chapter only. Conditions:
1. In the event that we catch a "water fish" publisher who wants to publish the story, all the authors will share share the income equally.
2. For the shake of transparency and to promote "Saya Auntie Rasuah", all the authors have the right to be present during the negotiation with the publisher.
3. In the event authors kenot cum, he or she can send the representatives provided that the representatives is the spouse, family members, manager, maid, or any human being with the intention to squeeze the publisher like GRO squeeze their client like dat.
4. The following seating arrangement must be followed during negotiation:All authors must agree to the terms and conditions above by posting a simple "I do" at the comment box for this post before starting to write the story.
So, please look out for Chapter One and pray that you will/will not be the chosen one ;-)
Lin Peh, 3:38 PM
| 41 condeminations
Friday, February 17, 2006
Untold History: Malaysian Chinese Name
It's a normal practice nowadays for the Malaysian Chinese peoples to have an Engrish name. Just look around and you will find that most peoples (including yourself), whether got go skool or no go skool also got Engrish name one. For example, our bloggers here also got Engrish names such as Vincent Tan, Patrik Teoh, Amber Chia etc even tho all of them are Cinapek or Cinamui !
Like many other peoples, Lin Peh also very curious about why the Chinese like to use Engrish name. So, during the recent Gong Xi Fa Chai horliday, Lin Peh did a very extensive reseach on the evolution of chinese names and here's is the report: EVOLUTION OF MALAYSIAN CHINESE NAMES 1940's
This is the time when the world was at War and shit like dat. So, to prevent their children being caught by the enemy or recruited to do national service (we toking real NS, not the current type of sing song malaysia boleh type of NS)
, most peoples will name their kids after animal such as: Ah Kao (Dog), Ah Mao (Cat), Ah Tu (Pig) so that the gaoment and/or enemy don't know they actually got people live in the house.1950's
The war is over and the gaoment was at a lost because the peoples no need to hide, no need to fight and basically nothing to do and simply fucked up. So, gaoment start building skools to educate the rakyat and the rakyat also start sending their children to skool because gaoment said only communist no go skool wan. In order to show off to their neighbour that they got go skool, the peoples started a trend of giving more high crass and complicated names to their children but of course they still stick to the tradition of naming their children after animals. So, instead of just a simple animal name like Ah Kao & Ah Mao, the peoples will add adjecktif to the animal; sample is like Or Gao (black dog), Tai Ban Jiong (Big Stupid Elephant), Lou Mao (old cat), Tua Goo (Big cow) etc. That's why many of your relatives and friends who were borned during the 50s got this type of names.1960's
Unknown to many, a big turning point during the whole evolution was due to a couple by the name of Ah Beng and Ah Hui who never go to skool. Because Ah Beng and Ah Hui never go skool so when their first baby was borned they got problem in naming the baby. After trying all sorts of names for weeks, they finally gave up and decided to ask the neighbour for assistance cause the neighbour got go skool. But they know the neighbour will probably laugh at them if they approach the neighbour directly so Ah Beng and Ah Hui came up with a solution. They decided that Ah Beng will go near the neighbour house on the next morning and listen to what the neighbour said and use the first words the neighbour said as the name of the baby.
So, on the next morning, Ah Beng quietly walked over to the neighbours house like looking for his dog like dat and suddenly he heard the neighbour said to the wife "Lo Min Poon lei" (take the basin over here). Very happy, Ah Beng went home and named the baby Min Poon and from then on, whole kampong no one dare to look down on them cause Min Poon is a very good high crass name.
Two years later, Ah Beng and Ah Hui got their second baby, So, they decided to use the same teknik to name the baby. The morning after the baby was borned, Ah Beng walked over to the neighbour's house like what he did 2 years ago and curi curi listen to what the neighbour was saying. However, the neighbour was reading the newspaper and found out that the hamsem looking USA president was shot so he shouted "Chi Bye!" Ah Beng quickly went home and told Ah Hui that the baby name is Chi Bye.
As the years gone by, both Min Poon and Chi Bye grew up healthy and happy. One day, their long time no see grandmother came visit and Ah Beng & Ah Hui quickly asked their kids to greet the grandma. The grandma, having not seen the 2 kids for long time, happily said it loud loud: Wah....! Long time no see lor ! This Chi Bye grow so big until bigger than Min Poon lor ! Big Leh ?
So, from the day onwards, the whole kampong decided to use Engrish name for their children to prevent the same type of shit from happening again. Ladies and genitalmen, if you have an Engrish name, please tank Q Ah Beng, Ah Hui, Min Poon and Chi Bye !
Lin Peh, 4:38 PM
| 11 condeminations
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Happy Engrish Chap Goh Meh !
Many peoples said the Chap Goh Meh is Chinese Valentines Day but how cum no one ever mention that Valentines Day is actually the Engrish Chap Goh Meh ?
So, how a change...ladies and genitalmen...
Lin Peh, 2:57 PM
| 16 condeminations
Monday, February 13, 2006
Si Lai of the Month - January 2006
After all the eat, drink, and yamade during the CNY break, this blog is back in operation again. So, to start the first post for year of dog, let's announce the winner of the Lin Peh Si Lai of the month.
The award for the January 2006 Lin Peh Si Lai of the Month goes to:
.Siao Cha Bor
The reason Siao Cha Bor
won the award are:
1. She sell cookies curing festive seasons !
2. She actually checked all the "see sun pat chit" for year of dog and did all the necessary to make sure her luck good good for this year!
3. Lin Peh want to be the first one to stick something in her blog cause her blog got no picture wan! So, Siao Cha Bor
! If you are reading this, please download the picture above and stick it at your blog !
Lin Peh, 12:18 PM
| 13 condeminations