This morning, as Lin Peh was driving the chibye Proton along the Federal Highway Lin Peh got stuck in a massive traffic jam. Accoring to Rojak punya 9 hai Blog, the jam was because our An Neh Neh bruders each requesting a compensation of RM3.4 Millions from the British gaoment so they want go talk to the Queen E this sunday at the British Hai Commission about the money.
Anyway, after the cars all move slow slow for long time, Lin Peh realize the jam was caused by road block. At the road block, there were some guys carry machine gun checking every car and talking to people through their car windows. So, when it comes to Lin Peh turn, Lin Peh asked "Eh, why block?"
The guy with the machine gun says, "Well, the gaoment scared the An Neh Neh bruders may not be getting the RM3.4 Millions each from the Bristish Gaoment this Sunday. because Engrand lost the Footbal match to croatia and no money liao. As a result, the An Neh Neh bruders may get angry and douse the British Hai Commision in gasoline and burn it down, so we are here to set up a collection booth and try to collect some money for the An Neh Neh bruders to help the An Neh Neh bruders.
Lin Peh asked, "How much have you gotten so far?"
"About twenty gallons."
p.s. The above story is fictitious wan, please don't belief! ;-)
According to the video above, the stupid fucker so proud to announce that he got an ERECTION once every 5 years. Actually when got problem like that, please don't go on TV and tell the whole world about it la. Damn 9 embarrasing leh ;-)
However, Lin Peh would recommend that he go get a surgery that takes the muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk and insert the trunk in the base of his lanjiao. Because this type surgery can get him very good erection and he can erect anytime he wants to; no need wait until 5 years! This surgery is strongly recommended for peeple like him because his lanjiao can then grow long long and grab apple, banana, sugarcane and insert them into his big asshole !
Niasing...one erection every 5 years and he still dare to admit by telling the whole world on International TV. Tiu you la ! By the way, NOT ALL MALAYSIAN HAVE ERECTION EVERY 5 YEARS OK ? KNNCCB! Get an iPiaomei la ! Niamachaohai! Pukima lu!
As usual, when Lin Peh see something good, Lin Peh like to share with you. Today Lin Peh found a super duper interesting site by the name of Lato Seri Samy Vellu Tok Con
It is the official website of our Dear Lato Seri and it has all his latest information such as his speeches and his activities and you can even contact him! Si peh kuat!
When you click on his speeches, you realize that his speeches also damn pahwer also. He got speeches with title like:
"A New Identity for Malaysian Indians In A Globalize Society"
"The Philosophy of Malaysia’s Growth"
Niasing, Pahwer leh ?
In line with his vision of "Make more mani and you jadi more happi!", his website also got accept advertisement wan. For all you know, it may be featuring OLIN advertisement there in the near future. ;-)
In addition, if you want to become his crony buddy, you can also join his My Blog Log as his "member". You see, currently he got only 3 members (2 an-neh-neh plus Lin Peh).
So, please join fast fast before he starts giving out contract too all the "members"!!! You See, got good thing Lin Peh sure share share wan ! HAHAHAHA !