Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi labelled as treachery the deliberate attempts to create perceptions of uneasiness and distrust in the people via the Internet and SMS with blatant disregard for the principles of the Rukunegara. (NST
So, just in case you don't know anything about Rukunnegara, today Lin Peh will teach you one by one:1.KEPERCAYAAN KEPADA TUHAN
(BELIEF IN GOD)
This one is easy, as long as you believe that only GOD can save this country, you basically believe in GOD and thus you pass rule No.1.
Also, if you orgasm time also got scream "God, God, Ooooo...my God...". Lin Peh think can also la.2.KESETIAAN KEPADA RAJA DAN NEGARA
(LOYALTY TO KING AND COUNTRY)
This one you know that I know that you know that we all also know that don't simply say say. Or else, kena charged wan.3.KELUHURAN PERLEMBAGAAN
(THE SUPREMACY OF THE CONSTITUTION)
This one is difficult a bit because the school also never tell what is inside the constitution. Everyone in the country including the politicians also don't quite understand the constitution.
The politicsians can one day tell us that all RAKYAT got equal right under the constitution, but next day they will say constitution give BUMI more right. So damn confused!
Therefore, Lin Peh sure PM won't get angry also if you don't follow this rule. 4.KEDAULATAN UNDANG-UNDANG
(THE RULE OF LAW)
This one easy la. As long as you no catch by police you are considered as a law obbeying good fella. You may have sodomised peeple, bomb kao peeple, bribe kao peeple but as long as you no kena caught by police, you are ok.
So, if you can read this, you basically pass this rule already. But if you are reading this from prison...sorry lor.5.KESOPANAN DAN KESUSILAAN (COURTESY AND MORALITY)
This last RULE is basically put in as the miscellaneous rule which cover whatever issues missed by rule No 1 to No.4. Therefore, not very important one.
With the above explanation, Lin Peh hope you don't treachery anymore ;-)
By the way, Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi also said:
I want to tell the blogs to stop all this. They are also responsible for what has happened. The best thing they could do is to stop.
After Samy got thrashed in the Malaysian Genital Erection, he spent most of his time at a club where most of the Seniors & Retirees hang around.
One day, his old buddy, Liong Sick, saw him there so they both greeted each other and started bullshiting like the good old days.
"Hi Samy, how do you like this place?" asks Liong Sick.
"This place is great, I really love it. It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," says Samy.
"Really ah ? Thats good to know because, you know la, you were not so popular when you were a minister"
"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat each other here"
Samy says with a big smile.
"There's a retired policeman -- he's 85 years old.
He hasn't been in the force for 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Tuan'!"
"There is a former judge here -- he's 95 years old.
He hasn't been on the bench in 40 years and everyone still calls him 'Your honour'!"
"And there's a physician here -- 90 years old.
He hasn't been practicing medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!"
"And what about you" - asks Liong Sick.
"And me.., I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me "The fucking Indian!"