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Monday, June 25, 2007

Space Mission 101


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As part of the celebration of the 50th birthday of the country, Malaysia will be sending its first man to the outer space. So, as a good Malaysian blogger, Lin Peh will be doing a series of Space Mission Posts to show support that the Spirit of Malaysia Boleh will be going up the sky!

In case you don't know, the Malaysian astronaut is trained under the "Russian Space Program" one. And we all know that the Russian will be holding back a lot of classified information from our astronaut because the Russian also scared that if we learn too much, we may end up joint venture with Volks Wagon becoming their competitor.

So, after Lin Peh's extensive research, Lin Peh manage to compile a list of things that the Russian WIll NOT be telling our astronaut. Here is the list:

1) They don't play "Cemerlang, Gemilang, Terbilang" in their inflight entertainment.

2) They don't serve Nasi Lemak on board.

3) When you don't follow the instruction of the captain, he will kick-dance your kkc.

4) Russian spaceship is powered by VODKA!

5) Due to the Russian slang, when the captain shouted "Prepare for rear-entry" he actually means "Prepare for re-entry"!

6) You can access "tok3tok4.blogspot.com" on the spaceship computer system!

7) The complimentary copy of the in-flight magazine does not have the "Visit Malaysia Year" advertisement!

8) No matter how close you fly to the MEASAT Satellite, you still can't get free Astro Channels!

9) In the event of leaking in the spaceship, never say "Putra Jaya, we have a problem!"

10) Due to the effects of zero gravity, you will have constant Erection while you are in the SPACE !


10 Condeminations:

Blogger Wingz condemn:

kakaka best post ever!!!!

Anonymous laundryamah condemn:

wei how come u don't have the link button to your previous posts at the bottom of the page one? how to read the previous posts wor...

Blogger Helen condemn:

Well, they better put kiblat direction on the shuttle. If not don't know face where.

Blogger ah nel condemn:

1.thre no slogan bulleh! bulleh! on space ship.

2.no such drink as sirap.

3.u cant wash ur lanciao tao on space coz thre no basin.

4.thre no such ayam kambing bag language.

5.sarong dont exist in space suit.

6.no need to think who to blame as those space ship build by real expert not expert in mouth.

7.the newpapers can be found only new strait times or any english papers so no kosmo,metro can be found.

8.u cant get rtm channel so the no teater lagenda.

9.no matter how smart tok u r no toll can be build on space.

10.no "ka chrng hiam thee/butt pointing at sky" on friday.

Blogger angel condemn:

No astro becos there's no kuali outside the loket...

Blogger CY condemn:

Alamak, rahsia sudah bocor...

Blogger AceOne118 condemn:

That roket can reach space anot wan ar? hahaha

Blogger Simple American condemn:

I am stealing White Coffee for NASA. Muahahahaha!

Blogger Huei condemn:

kakakakkka *at ah nel's comment*

no such drink as sirap kakakaka

Blogger pisang goreng 115,NF condemn:

i got 1 question...

how they going tompray?
and face which direction?

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