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Many peeple been asking Lin Pehto teach them the Art of Dating. So, today Lin Peh will give you a summary about what you should expect when dating with chis from different race.


CHINESE PIAOMEI



First date
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Again, Nothing Happens!

Third date
You usually don't get up to third date beacuse you are smart enough to realize that nothing is ever going to happen.


INDIAN MINACHI



First date
Meet her parents.

Second date
Set the date of the wedding.

Third date
Wedding night.


MALAY MINAH



First date
You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third Date
She moves in.
One week later, her father, , her 4 mother, her 18 sisters, her 20 brothers, all of their kids, her 16 grandmas, her father's girlfriend's mother, her 268 cousins all move in.

But don't worry you can repeat this 4 times. ;-)


WHITE MARY



First Date
You both get fucking drunk and have sex.

Second Date
You both get fucking drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary
You both get fucking drunk and have sex.


ARAB AL-SADAM DAUGHTER



First Date
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.

Second Date
You are shot dead.

Third date
Not Applicable

 Anonymous condemn:

lidat i better go date Mary lo.... so much fun :D

 W_W_H condemn:

hey lin peh, how about african??? muahahahahaaaaa!!!

 rainbow angeles condemn:

Unker... can I date u? ^.^

 darthikea condemn:

lau beh, malaysia still got sabah and sarawak baba and nyonya la :) do include them...

if not those east malaysia's de boy bawah there angry

 Suzie condemn:

how come mary one got 20th anniversary dei...but like the minah one, very funny...:lol:

 zewt condemn:

i tot there is a singapore version... singaporean girls i mean.

 Lin Peh condemn:

AhBoon:
Itu Sun Komplex sana ada Mary jagak ;-)

W_W_Ho/zewt/darthikea:
HAHAHA! Dunwan offend too many peeples la.

angel:
You date Lin Peh and what will happen ?

Suzie:
Mary one got 20th anniversary because can recycle ma. Recycle until 20 years later still recyling. You say environement friendly or not leh ?

 Helen condemn:

The chinese chick hor, you should buy her mother dinner...

gau dim. But then more likely you'll get to sleep with the mother.

 clement condemn:

how about japanese?

 Cocka Doodle condemn:

No wonder the arabs rather screw camels la. safer! LOL

 Cocka Doodle condemn:

Linpeh...correction! Chinese piaomeis will let you screw la.
Then they make you fall heads over heels.....then they slowly suck you dry and leave you hanging.

 ckyeo condemn:

My wife is japanese!!!

 pisang goreng 115,NF condemn:

my piao mei is koreanease lor...
you wai?
every time she say cum suck me.

waka ka ka ka ka ka ka

 Lin Peh condemn:

Helen:
Lin Peh know how to tackle your dotter (opppp...I mean u..) already ;-)

clement:
Japanese? You watch yamade video will learn.


Cocka Doodle:
Those are not Piaomei...those are GRO la ! HAHAHA!

ckyeo:
Yeah right ! and her name is Itchibawah ? HAHAHAH!

pisang goreng:
Yeah right. And her name is Lee Cum Suck ? hahahah!

 rainbow angeles condemn:

Sang Yat Fai Lork! Come claim your small small burfday cake... lai lai... *wink*

 zewt condemn:

wah... lan si la... dowan reply me.

anyway, happy big day!

 dreamie condemn:

wokay, must go and sign up for dating courses ... kekeke

Happy Birthday Lin Peh !!!!!
wishing you good days, good frens, good times, happiness and whole lot of fun !

 Unknown condemn:

Eh... yours different from mine la... LOL

Anyway, Happy Birthday to u taikor!

 Huei condemn:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!

 Anonymous condemn:

hi, Lin pek!
nice post! lol, very true la this one!

 Simple American condemn:

White Mary

Fourth date. She tells you about her disease after you have been drunk and had sex again.