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Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Space Misssion 102 - The Panic Button

After many people condemn kao the Space Mission 101 by Lin Peh, today Lin Peh will continue the Mini Series by toking about "Space Mission 102 - The Panic Button"


Inside every spaceship, there is always a panic button one. But the Russian may not teach our astronaut on "when" to press the panic button because the Russian also want face mah; they will probably tell our astronaut "потревожьтесь, вы не идите оно!" (which means "Don't worry, you won't need it!").

So, in this Space Mission 102, Lin Peh will tok about when to PRESS the PANIC BUTTON:

1. When the spaceship behind you keep flashing High Beam!

2. When the captain announce "We're cruising at an altitude of 30 meter"

3. When you see the co-captain sitting on the captain's lap.

4. The captain yells "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" during the take off !

5. You realize the entire crew all wearing Pizza Hut Delivery uniform.

6. You recognize the captain as the same Mat Rempit who race with you at NKVE!

7. The captain keep asking the control tower "Mommy, can still see our spaceship?"

8. You see the captain busy shredding financial records of TRANSMILE before the take off.

9. The captain announce that "This is a NO FRILLS flight".

10. Last but not least - Run for your live if you see her in the same flight:

11 Condeminations:

Blogger Wuching condemn:

she's a man eater ah?

Blogger amanda condemn:

she's going to kill u..haha. anyway 5Xmom is not that bad wat..i think i will run away if i saw that "snake" than her lo

Blogger condemn:

Wuah, very kamtoong, very honoured. But hidden message wan or not?

Blogger Huei condemn:



Blogger eve condemn: funny la u...thanks for cheering me up..

Blogger Helen condemn:

OMG.. you so dai dam go and use Lilian's photo ar? lol

I think you should press the panic button now...LOL

Blogger W_W_Ho condemn:

not to say 5xmom lah, if i see any other bloggers in the spaceship also good enough to press the panic button liao... kekeke ...

Blogger Monk condemn:

i will click the button when i see her...hahahahaha

Blogger pisang goreng 115,NF condemn:

lin peh wa kar lu kong
all that i no worry at all
what I most worry is they hijack that spaceship and landed in KLIA

ki ki ki ki ki ki ki ki ki

Blogger Jason Lee condemn:

Yo linpeh!
it's me, "kementerian pendidikan mia lee kang xian" <- that's what u labeled me last time.

i'm back blogging again after deleted my , then some KNN fella go open n try to do business out of my deleted address.

Blogger Hor ny Ang Moh condemn:

Is mummy that bad, that we have to press 'panis button' if see her??? Nice day 2 u!

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