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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

No Dancing in Kelantan


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A Kelantan couple, Ali and Siti, met up with the Menteri Besar, Nik, for counseling before their wedding.

Ali asks, "We realize it's a law in Kelantan that men can only dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like to seek your permission to dance together."

"Absolutely not," says Nik. "It's immoral! Men and women always dance separately!"

"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"

"You are right! " answered Nik, "It's the law! It's forbidden in Kelantan."

"Well, okay," says Ali
"What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"

"Of course!" replies the Nik, "Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!"

"What about different positions?" asks Ali.

"No problem!" says Nik.

"Woman on top?" Ali asks.

"Sure," says Nik.

"Doggy style?"

"Sure!"

"On the kitchen table?"

"Yes, yes!"

"Can I do it with all my four wives together with a bottle of honey, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of ice and a porno video?"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"Can we do it standing up?"

"No, absolutely not!" says Nik.

"Why not?" asks Ali.

"Because that could lead to dancing!!!"


16 Condeminations:

Blogger ckyeo condemn:

kelantan: dancer...u can go hoommeee!!

Blogger Kenny Ng condemn:

Cannot dance, can feng tau or not?

Blogger amanda condemn:

very funny >< haha. But uncle tok3tok4 , u not scare later they sue u like what they did to namawee ar

Blogger Wuching condemn:

but men with men dancing can lead to homosexual intercourse wor, how then?

Blogger NickTay condemn:

hahaha....good one!

Anonymous mspretty condemn:

haha...so funny(^o^)

cant dance??nonsence la...

Blogger clement condemn:

ha ha, how much they fine me if i dance?

Blogger ah nel condemn:

lie down if we look from diffrent angle oso seem stand up wad???

*weird law*

Blogger Simple American condemn:

Are you sure they are not Baptists?

Blogger pisang goreng 115,NF condemn:

but 1 good thing is they all dont eat bribe wan.....
i know la..... my dad from they too
you make business they are so honest wan
that lorching wan beekos that timbang
got seat there...

arder than that very teruk

Blogger W_W_Ho condemn:

how about dangtut???

Blogger Sunshine condemn:

that's a good one! really char dou haha

Blogger Huei condemn:

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHahHHAHHAHAHHAHHAH

then they should have sex on the dancefloor instead!

Blogger Clare condemn:

Lin Peh, u got e-mail address? I got something to send to you, might interest you wan, since you are so hamsap! LOL!!!

Blogger Lin Peh condemn:

ckyeo:
Don't simply ask peeple go home la. Peeple still want to dance even tho it's male-male and female-female ;-)

Kenny Ng:
Other than dancing...all can !

amanda:
Sue 9 Lin Peh ? Ask them whether they can suck their own dick first ! HAHAHAHAHA!

Wuching:
homosexual intercourse? CANNOT!

NickTay:
You like leh ? HAHA!

mspretty:
Can dance la...but only same sex !
HAHAHA!

clement:
You try it out yourself and let Lin Peh know how much or how they fine you ! HAHAHAH

ah nel:
But susah dance la when lie down unless you do the break dance spinning on the floor wan ! HAHAH!

Simple American:
They Baptists? If they baptists Lin Peh Alcoholic!

pisang goreng:
Lin Peh rather they eat everything! hahahaha!

W_W_Ho said:
dangtut betwwen male-male and female-female CAN! HAHAH!

Sunshine:
char dou where ? ;-)

Huei:
Have sex on the dancefloor? CANNOT!

Clare:
Lin Peh where got humsap ? Anyway, you want intro piaomei to Lin Peh can kontack at xymalaysia@yahoo.com

Anonymous littlepolaris condemn:

wah lin peh, i thot only got vagina lock in kelantan, dancing also kenot meh? and by the way got ask Nik about the vagina lock or not? lol if dun stand then how to take out the lock.

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