A) You press the up button when you want to go up and down button if you want go go down (1 point)
B) You press the up button when you want to go down and down button if you want go go up (5 points)
C) You press both the buttons regardless whether you want to go up or down (10 points)
A) You make sure eveyone come out already before you enter (1 point)
B) You see some peeple come out already only you enter (5 points)
C) You no fuck got peeple no peeple come out, you just bulldozer your way in like Maradona wallop the Engrand defenders.
A) You walk fast fast and drive also fast fast fast (1 point)
B) You walk slow slow and drive also slow slow (5 points)
C) You walk like turtle like that but drive like Formula 1 (10 points)
A) You ride alone (1 point)
B) You have ONE passenger at the backseat (5 points)
C) You have your entire fucking village on you backseat like circus like that (10 points)
A) Left (1 point)
B) Right (5 points)
C) Either side depend on what I like (10 points)
A) Name of a president (1 point)
B) Name of a city (5 points)
C) Name of Apple (10 points)
A) A Terrorist (1 point)
B) A Rocker (5 points)
C) Own 30% of everything under the sky (10 points)
A) Name of a place in Hawaii (1 point)
B) Name of a tribe in New Zealand (5 points)
C) Name of a rock star (10 points)
A) You failed everything and cannot get a job (1 point)
B) You pass some, fail some and cannot get a job (5 points)
C) You scored all A and cannot get a job (10 points)
A) You love your gaoment and you vote for them ( Minus 10 points)
B) You fuck your gaoment and you vote the opposition (5 points)
C) You fuck your gaoment but still vote for them (10 points)
10 to 50 points - You don't belong to Malaysia. You shall be deported !
51 to 99 points - With some training, you can be a good malaysian. You shall be awarded PR status.
100 points - MALAYSIA BOLEH !
Hahahaa this is GOOD!!
The ultimate true Malaysian is one who can do bad ass rap when interviewed on Al Jazzera. lol
quest no.6 is wrong leh......
washinton is 100 usdollar leh........
i got less b-kos that Q6 wan
TOO FUNNY!!!! AHHAHAHAAH!!!
" You walk like turtle like that but drive like Formula 1 (10 points)"
Oh man, that hits home.
shit... i only got 44!
linpeh teach me how to be 100% Malaysian can? Please gime your Malaysia Boleh Pei Kap i learn till level 10 can become mou tik.
wakakakakakaka!!! TNS!!! i scored 100%!!!
Yeah!! Malaisia apa pun boleh!!!
i damn like this test. i'll blog it.
lu sibeh funny lah linpeh..
i wanna link ur blog...
diu lah! I scored 100 still Malaysia government no want me back!
Thank you Linpeh
Discovered yr blogsite and been reading it nonstop!!
Your blogs make me LAUGH so badly & so LOUDLY - been a long long LONG time since no laugh like dat!
reading political blogs make me so damn sad...but yr blog....??
LOL LOL LOL
keep it up man!..although I doubt I fit the profile of yr usual readers but wtf? I enjoy yr humor so much!!
hm..ok..i must change myself to be a true msian!
Dang. I am deported before I even arrive.
Me? I am 100% bolehrian!!! Have a nice day!
I was a few points shy of being deported!!! hhahahah
score all a and cannot find a job!
The stupidest test I ever seen XD