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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

New Malaysian Words

During the recent UMNO gathering, the DPM was a hero liddat because he invented some new Pahwerful malay words such as Glokal and Mengangkasa Bangsa and all the newspaper say he very pandai.

So, to be as trendy as him, Lin Peh also invented a few new words. Please go through them carefully and use them frequently so peeple know you very up to date:

ZAKARASUAH (adjective)
Living in a big bangoro that cannot be justified by one's income.

Example:
Rojak always complain he no money but his bangoro is so big. He is such a ZAKARASUAH.

ANGKASAWANG (verb)
Spending other peeple's money on unnecessary things.

Example:
Rojak so stupid. He ANGKASAWANG RM300 on a piaomei last night. He could have sendiri TFK and save that money.

NASRIDIOT (adjective)
Talking nonsense without using brain

Example:
Rojak told me last weekend only got 4,000 peeple visited Datarn Merdeka. I think he is becoming an NASRIDIOT liao.

LINGAMOVIE (noun)
Series of movie clips recorded using handphone.

Example:
Rojak told me his handphone is running out of memory because he has a lot of LINGAMOVIE in it.

PROTON (adjective)
A car which power window cannot function wan.

Example:
Rojak drives a brand new Lembu-Ghini but the power-window broke down already. It has become a PROTON.

ProtonSaga


Please write a short story (below 50 words) using the new pahwer words above. The best writer will be properly "rewarded" !

10 Condeminations:

Blogger Wingz condemn:

oi farkiu la!!! mch lu mia politikus post put me on table for mud 9 laa!!!

Blogger LP condemn:

ok here is my story:

Ring..Ring...

L: Halo

R: Tiu ,my Lembu-Ghini becomes PROTON liao.

L: Don't be so NASRIDIOT!

R: Don't belip me, I can LINGAMOVIE 2 u.

L:Sure

L: Wah betulah..so you gonna get another new Lembu?

R: ME no more duit to ANGKASAWANG liao lar

L: BS lar...you are so ZAKARASUAH!!

Rojak hang up on Lin Peh.

Blogger zewt condemn:

siew 9 sei ngo lor.........

Anonymous JyuShiang condemn:

Random comment:
I live in Klang, and from what I heard you can freaking see his house 500metres in diametre anywhere. Scary. But media says he is innocent as there is not enough evidence to prosecute him. Haha..that was so expected.

Blogger Wuching condemn:

PPP pays me USD5 for 50 words, how much you gonna pay me ah?

Blogger Hor ny Ang Moh condemn:

Hallo! Tq for the inform! Today l learn new word!
Have a nice day!

Blogger CY condemn:

Rojak went to visit piaomei to shoot lingamovie.

Seeing her, Rojak says, "Wah, you got zakarasuah!" Piaomei smiles, "You're so nasridiot ler."

Rojak soon found out he angkasawanged because the piaomei was Proton.

Blogger constant_drama condemn:

AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! FUNNY SHIT!!!

Blogger W_W_H condemn:

yeehaaaaaaaaaaa!!! go pro*ton!!!

Blogger lasilasi condemn:

i like the angkasawan and proton one =p

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