After some very extensive researches, Lin Peh concluded that sex pattern at different stages of life can be summarised as follows:
PUBLIC SEXMost suitable for: Couple who just met and falling for each other. Best for quick thrill.
Where they do: Public places such as park, cinema, public toilet, in the car, or even on the motorbike.
How they do:
BATHROOM SEXMost suitable for: Couple who are dating because when dating time, couple damn horny and kinky wan.
Where they do: Bathroom at his place or her place (when no one else at home). Best to do at the hotel bathroom when go travelling together.
How they do:
KITCHEN SEXMost suitable for: Newlywed couple who are still horny and romantic. Best for quickie during dinner.
Where they do: Own house kitchen because restaurant's kitchen usually non-accessible :-(
How they do:
BEDROOM SEXMost suitable for: Couple who have been married between 1 to 5 years. Also known as routine sex.
Where they do: Bedroom at their own house only.
How they do:
CORRIDOR SEXMost suitable for: Couple who have been married for more than 5 years. The longer they married, the more often they do it.
Where they do: All the corridors including Nothern Corridor, Southern Corridor, Eastern Corridor even Multimedia Super Corridor. But most often at the Corridor in front of their own house.
How they do:
rainbow angeles condemn:
Unker... you is at koridor wan ah? Wah... kinky oh... all ppl can see/hear... lei hai tak geh!!!
Helen condemn:
hahahaha HOW true!
Corridor sex is much more frequent and more intense. Especially teh *(&^^ that follows! lol
condemn:
You are best at which stage? wakakaka
W_W_H condemn:
linpeh, how bout sex after 10 years of marrige???
condemn:
linpeh, for long distance relationship how to do?
dreamie condemn:
which pattern the most syiok wan ?
guarantee satisfaction ar ?? :P
Wingz condemn:
Fuck you too!!! kakakakaka!!!
pisang goreng 115,NF condemn:
eh you didnt mention about sex in ISS woh?
how they duit?
Huei condemn:
vceh! i tot got mar chans having sex in the corridor cos that's all they can afford to go to! hahahaha
condemn:
How about for those under 18 years old?
condemn:
This sure caught me by surprise..too funny.
Maverick SM condemn:
I love the corridor sex...kakakakaka