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Monday, October 01, 2007

Sex at Different Stages of Life

After some very extensive researches, Lin Peh concluded that sex pattern at different stages of life can be summarised as follows:

PUBLIC SEX

Most suitable for:
Couple who just met and falling for each other. Best for quick thrill.

Where they do:
Public places such as park, cinema, public toilet, in the car, or even on the motorbike.

How they do:

mobile



BATHROOM SEX

Most suitable for:
Couple who are dating because when dating time, couple damn horny and kinky wan.

Where they do:
Bathroom at his place or her place (when no one else at home). Best to do at the hotel bathroom when go travelling together.

How they do:

bathroom



KITCHEN SEX

Most suitable for:
Newlywed couple who are still horny and romantic. Best for quickie during dinner.

Where they do:
Own house kitchen because restaurant's kitchen usually non-accessible :-(

How they do:

kitchen



BEDROOM SEX

Most suitable for:
Couple who have been married between 1 to 5 years. Also known as routine sex.

Where they do:
Bedroom at their own house only.

How they do:

bedroom



CORRIDOR SEX

Most suitable for:
Couple who have been married for more than 5 years. The longer they married, the more often they do it.

Where they do:
All the corridors including Nothern Corridor, Southern Corridor, Eastern Corridor even Multimedia Super Corridor. But most often at the Corridor in front of their own house.

How they do:

corridor.1



Tech Tags:

14 Condeminations:

Blogger angel condemn:

Unker... you is at koridor wan ah? Wah... kinky oh... all ppl can see/hear... lei hai tak geh!!!

Blogger Helen condemn:

hahahaha HOW true!

Corridor sex is much more frequent and more intense. Especially teh *(&^^ that follows! lol

Blogger CY condemn:

Hahaha!! True, true xD

Blogger clement condemn:

how about aeroplane sex?

Blogger AceOne118 condemn:

You are best at which stage? wakakaka

Blogger W_W_H condemn:

linpeh, how bout sex after 10 years of marrige???

Anonymous littlepolaris condemn:

linpeh, for long distance relationship how to do?

Blogger dreamie condemn:

which pattern the most syiok wan ?
guarantee satisfaction ar ?? :P

Blogger Wingz condemn:

Fuck you too!!! kakakakaka!!!

Blogger pisang goreng 115,NF condemn:

eh you didnt mention about sex in ISS woh?

how they duit?

Blogger Huei condemn:

vceh! i tot got mar chans having sex in the corridor cos that's all they can afford to go to! hahahaha

Anonymous Dr. Boon condemn:

How about for those under 18 years old?

Anonymous TUX condemn:

This sure caught me by surprise..too funny.

Blogger Maverick SM condemn:

I love the corridor sex...kakakakaka

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