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Monday, May 21, 2007

Top 10 Similarities between Malaysia and USA




No. 10
America - Flag got Red and White Stripes

Malaysia - Flag also got Red and White Stripes

No. 9
America - Play football without using foot

Malaysian - National football team also play football without using foot

No. 8
America - Legalized racist organisation Ku Klux Klan

Malaysia - Legalized racist organisation Maybank

No. 7
America - No 1 Car Maker is General Motor

Malaysia - Trying to sell its No 1 Car Maker to General Motor

No. 6
America - Speed Limit of High Way is 55

Malaysia - IQ of the person in charge of High Way is 55

No. 5
America - Dick very long as shown on porno movie

Malaysia - Keris very long as shown on national TV

No. 4
America - National Disaster is Katrina

Malaysia - National Disaster is Rafidah

No. 3
America - No.1 unsolved mystery is John F. Kennedy assasination

Malaysia - No.1 unsolved mystery is Mykad lucky draw cancellation

No. 2
America - Gaoment spent millions to build the nation

Malaysia - Gaoment spent millions during by-election

And the No. 1 similarity between Malaysia and America is
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America - Worry most about North Korea

Malaysia - Worry most about Mongolia




18 Condeminations:

Blogger LP condemn:

Lin Peh arr..interstate highway speed limit at my state is 70 wor...

Blogger NickTay condemn:

Actually the malaysian flag memang based on the us flag :P

Anonymous bryan condemn:

Got only 1 difference on the flags, US mia no BullLan! Kakaka...

Blogger Wuching condemn:

malaysia can be the 51st state of the USA lor!

Blogger King's wife condemn:

Strong international ties...

Blogger zewt condemn:

linpeh... you're the man!

Blogger k u k u j i o a m a n condemn:

Hahhaha!!!
Lin peh later ahmalica come n catch you!!!
Cheers

Blogger CY condemn:

Wargh! so funny! xD

Altogether now...

We live in Malaysi-ya...

Blogger ah nel condemn:

amalikamlan got clinton...

malaisainga got anwar...

both same onli play diffrent hole...

amalikamlan spent mani to condemn iraq then donate mani to rebuild it...

malaisainga spent mani renovate old merdeka stadium then destroy it again n rebuild...

Blogger angel condemn:

Errmmm... so which one is better jek? Or which one is worse?

Blogger Lin Peh condemn:

LP:
No wonder u drive spot kar ! ;-)

NickTay:
You confirm or not? don't simply simply say. After macam negaraku punya case ;-)

bryan:
BullLan?
KAKAKKAKAKK!

Wuching:
No la. America's 51st state is Canada la ! Damn 9 big wan !

King's wife:
Now only u know ah ? LOL!

zewt:
Zewt...you also a man !

k u k u j i o a m a n:
If amelika come catch me, I recommend them to catch youy also! LOL!

CY:
Of course we live in Mlaaysia. MAke sure next time use the material here for your college assignments ! LOL!

ah nel:
American dat one is not clinton la. It's Clit-tongue ;-)

angel:
Both sama sama good ! ;-)

Blogger Huei condemn:

hahahhaha so who copy who ha?

Blogger Ckyeo condemn:

u are brong....malaysia no 1 worry is bangla!!

Blogger CY condemn:

I want to use this for assignment... but lecturer says need the author's full name and photo. How ar? xD

Blogger Kenny Ng condemn:

LOL... good points! I 100% agree

Blogger pisang goreng 115,NF condemn:

ha ha ha ha ha
this wan is good wan...

er.. er...

linpeh you dun sked of ISA kar?

Blogger Simple American condemn:

That is why I like Malaysia. So much in common. I always feel like I'm talking to the neighbors.

Blogger Sasha condemn:

rafidah katrina...hahhahaha

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