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Lin Peh got a chance to try out the new Vibrating Condom by Ansell recently and Lin Peh feel that it's my social reponsibility to share the expereince with all of you.

First of all, you may want to check out the fehmes Fatty Sia's blog for the detail mechanism of the condom before you proceed here.

The condom is nice and exciting to use and Lin Peh strongly recommended that you try it out. Surprisingly, Lin Peh also discovered that the condom can also be used for other purposes:

1. Use it as Electrical Tooth Brush.
After capping your lanjiao with the condom, just put some toothpaste on it and your galfriend piaomei wife can have her teeth cleaned while giving you a blowjob. Liddat she will give u BJ evey morning and every night and Lin Peh sure that you 2 will live happily ever after.

2. Wear it when you swim.
If you wear it when you swim, Lin Peh sure you will be the champion in all the swimming competition. Because the moment you switch on the vibrating candom, your lanjiao will be vibration like the propeller in the speedboat and you can tell Ian Thorpe to kiss your ass and his world record goodbye! But please remember to on it only after you enter the pool or else you may be disqualified for doing pool side break dancing.


However, there is a very important safety measure that you have to remember before you test it out yourself.

Do Not Change to Big-big Battery!

Lin Peh sure many of you will probably try to use the hi-powered battery to increase the pleasure and the swimming speed but let me warn you first that this type of electrical appliances can easily short circuit in wet condition. Meaning, if the wiring got exposed in the swimming pool or the chibye got too wet, you lanjiao may ended up looking like this:

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Tech Tags: vibrating+condom condom

 5xmom.com condemn:

ROTLMAO, Lin Peh, you are so farnee.

 Helen condemn:

The barbeque dick definitely is going to taste better than the original one. I bet a little tabasco sauce will spice things up!

 King's wife condemn:

Why never show picture of you wearing one?

 Reta condemn:

oh.. gawd...
spare me ... the laughter wahahah =P

 Cocka Doodle condemn:

Lin Peh kah lu kong.....you wear that for swimming during erection? Your lan jiao will be propelling you backwards instead of forward lah. LOL

 Lin Peh condemn:

5xmom:

;-)

Siao Cha Bor:
Dat one not mine la....paiseh ;-)

Helen:
You tastes your hubby one barbecued ? LOL!

King's wife:
Lin Peh wearing one? No la...not suitable for public viewing. If you wan to see it in private, please make appointment! ;-)

cyber-red:
You one my spare one ah ? Let me check still got or not ;-)

Cocka Doodle:
Back stroke mah !

Simple American:
Can get Lin Peh the free admission ticket to the Playboy Mansion ah ? :-)

 Anonymous condemn:

hahahah, linpeh, this is a CLASSIC!

cocka, ur theory based on what hukum fizik wan??? LOL!!

 Maverick SM condemn:

You really naughty boy.LOL!!!!

 Wingz condemn:

hahahahahaha speed boat!!!

 Samm condemn:

Sei lorrrr, ur lanjiao got burnt by that condom aah. But, where can buy, i want to buy some, serious.

 chong y l condemn:

lin peh:

desiderata said...

(MoreORless C&P:) from one lasy, olde fox from FuRong! jest came here from Ah Pek's...)

"Gotta yr nama rite here!
I bear an APology from helen's 4 mixing thee up with one of your Ipohmates Ah Pek!

Hey, how about Xpanding horizon from bolywood to hollywood ...if fall, join ....(RIP to Desi)wood also cun-lah!

One barrel of tehtarik to thee. Now I flee:)

1:43 PM

PS: Jest xpand those CONDO-OOOO-MS to MatSally XLLLsize-Done:)

 Lin Peh condemn:

Sooi2:
Cocka hukum mati pucuk !

Maverick SM:
LOL! U too ;-)

Wingz:
u try oledi ah ?

Samm:
u send kredit kard. Lin Peh send the leftover to u ;-)

desiderata:
KNN! u sekolah mana pigi mia ? LOL!