Me no happy oh. Electricity bill naik oh.
The gaoment will ask the rakyat start bela fireflies.
Here are some advantages of bela fireflies:
1) No cost on the elektrik.
2) Can use that to teach the kids to sing twinkle twinkle little stars....
3) All the couple no need go to romantik places to paktoh liao, use just 1 firefly light bulb will be enough romantik in their room. Just have to pay higher cost 9 months later
ngau lan tun G hai lar this time!!!
Since i leech 24/7, my lcd monitor would be bright enuf to light up my room. Ahhhh, i kill all birds with one stone.
What da heck is a yamade movie?
I have yet to find in my travels any gaoment that needs an erection to fuck. Power is an erection all by itself. No bones about it.
when is your next erection? I vote for you...
LOL @ King's Wife's comment.
I will vote for you too!!! ;p
Good for you ! Since you are affected means you belong to the rich group ;-)
You studied that fireflies story in chinese primary school, right ? ;-)
Your got the recipe for the "ngau lan tun G hai" ?
Get a 29 inch monitor and lite up your neighbour's house as well !
You Amedika peeple dunno what is yamade movie huh ? OK...In Amedika, this is the type of movie staring peeple like John Holmes, Ron Jeremy, Traci Lord, Asia Carrera...etc. Got it ?
OK. 1 vote already !
OK. 2 votes already
i vote oso! Sa-Pot linpeh! Yoo Hoo!!!
I will also vote for u in the next erection!! 3 votes for u now. LOL!!
oopss.. 4 actually. haha!!
I got buy shares in TNB wan.
Good man! The higher the hike, the better the the EPS this year! Yahoo!!
Educational films. ic or rather I would like to see. Try later.
they purposely raise the rate b4 world cup one! becos 99% of the TVs will be on in the middle of the nite during tht time!
don't switch on your air con while screwing.
on the personal front, linpeh can set up sex-dam; works a bit like hydrodam. when linpeh visits all his piao meis and engage in hot fun, tap the energy from the couple (through wires hooked on the bodies)and store as future energy. tell me if can work or not, ok? maybe enough to supply electricity for whole of shah alam.
Tell u what la u go and form a party la and call B.A.P ( blogger Action Party)
You become Chairman
Latuk Rojak your Sec General
I become party Tresurer (take all the money bet world cup game)
Ah Seng as Youth Chairman
KW as Women Chief
Auntie kautip Penang and nothern side
Perak will kautiam by Helen
Negeri 9 Ah Pek sure win la
Mr Ayam of coz Southern side Malaka and Johore
Send Ah May and Jomel to the east coast as need two beauty to change the mind set of east cost rakyat
BFucker love to travel so send him to East Malaysia but he need to blog how he going to cut his gugu skin
if ok 5d5d go register to ROS
I volunteer as spin doctor/media gestapo.
So much fire la this post..
*run away and hide*
Long time no see. Tank Q for the vote ;-)
KNN! 3 or 4 oso u dunno how to count. No wonder no Krazy ;-)
EPS does not mean anything unless they declare it as dividend la ! But Lin Peh guess the EPS will not improve much cause they going to declare kao kao mia bonus for their staff this year ;-)
Glad you understand now ;-)
Yeah lor....they pannai la ;-)
No air con and off light also ?
Niasing ! U see Lin Peh veli up wor ! You really tink Lin Peh can generate so much "energy" when yamadeing ? Want try ? ;-)
Nine3 Nine 3:
Wah Sai ! Your plan damn 9 solid ! But Lin Peh tink cocka should also be given the position as Vice Chairman so he can in charge of all the Vices !
Like Singaphpore mia MediaCorps liddat ?
No need to run ! Kor kor no catch u wan ! This post "fire" so we can save elektrik mah ! ;-)
lin peh's glow in the dark whip can now be put to good use
lin peh got soooo many piao meis, i really thought all the time lin peh also up mah. how i know ? *innocent look*
Visit Uncle Ho for Photoshop ~ downloading will take up too much electricity too..
and those rows of street lamps i saw in putra jaya... enuf to light up the huts for african kids... to study. :)
east msia got increase ar?
I like your suggestions.
What about asking the rakyat to find activities that is non-electricity related? (like yamade sessions with piao mei)
It'll save money coz u need not switch on the lights! lol
Hey, nowadays yamade until no new post ar?? Too exhausted? :-P
Ya lar linpeh...less time yamade, more time blogging mah.
Talk talk know lah, did you guys vote properly? It's the G we choosed, vote smart k!