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Monday, May 08, 2006

Official Results for the Song Dedication Contest

After some heated arguments, the panel of judges decided to have 2 winners for this contest. Each of them will get one ticket so they can go to watch this movie together!

This winners are:

1. Jomel, her entry:
I would like to redirect my dedication of this song to you Lin Peh kor kor.
Reason being:
1. You very humsap
2. You like to help people
3. When you help people, people think that you have ulterior motive, because you are very humsap.
4. Then you get angry and you will say TIU!
5. Then you left in a huff and puff and vow never to help people again, especially when they are playing balls.
6. Cos you don't want to risk losing your balls.

Ahem, can I have my tickets now? Pleeze?

2. Seng Kor, his entry:
ah linpeh, this songs contain few key words which i wanted to highlight: football, fat, helpful, river, not appreciated, molest, rescue, educated type, and careful

if i use all the key words above, i can only relate back all to u becos:

Linpeh likes to play football. Since he is old oredi, he gotta retire and play futsal instead. Because he is quite fat, his team mates say he is not very helpful in the game. So they ask him go tapau lunch in Sungai Wang foodcourt.

At the foodcourt, he saw one of his piao meis kena molest. Being a good guy, he tried to rescue her. But actuary, it's his piao mei's tactic to lure a potential educated type customer.

Now, linpeh needs to be more careful in helping people because his help is not always appreciated.

Tickets preaasee...

Tank Q veli much to all the contestants for making this a success and tank Q Uncle Cocka for sponsoring the contest. Next time sponsor more la !

Last but not least, to the rest of you who just watching the mudwrestling betwen Seng Kor and Jomel while masturbating, Tank Q oso la ! LOL!

33 Condeminations:

Blogger sengkor condemn:

I OBJECT! This is unfair. I am fighting so hard for 2 tickets and I only get one??

Jomel, pass me yours!

Blogger Zara's Mama condemn:

Cheh.. I also dedicate the song to you.. how come I never win?

You want to give Seng Kor and Jomel chance to watch the movie together only is it??

Ok la ok la.. I understand.. next time let Kiki and myself win ok?

Blogger JoMel condemn:

NO WAY! The contest was for the winner to win TWO (2) tickets, not one!!! Besides I Dun Wanna go with Ah Seng! Seng, you better give me that ticket.

Blogger sengkor condemn:

CHEATING! the contest rules bulat bulat says the winner will win 2 tickets. Means I get to choose whom I like to go with.

As she is definitely not Jomel!

Blogger JoMel condemn:

Wei! I submitted my entry first. So since this is a tie, the person who submitted first is the winner.

Seng, Ptuii! As if I want to sit beside you at the movies lah!

Blogger sengkor condemn:

Where got such thing as submit first will win first?

My entries got more words means I put in more effort.

I should win if it's a tie!

Blogger JoMel condemn:


You ah, not gentleman one! *Hmmppff*

Blogger sengkor condemn:

gentlement is when the game is fair..

now i cant see any fairness here, and still wanna talk abt gentlement??

organiser linpeh, can u please say something??

Blogger may condemn:

*enters into room...


exits the room...*

Blogger JoMel condemn:

idiot lah yoU!

LinPeh, please say something! You sayang this mei mei right???

Blogger Zara's Mama condemn:

Alamak.. your plan to let the 2 of them watch the movie together fail liao.

Blogger King's wife condemn:

wei, linpeh gor-gor. Why dun you just buy 2 more tickets and give it to them. U dun want blood on your hands, do you??

Anonymous yumsup condemn:

For goodness sake, i think you better let the cheapskate accountant seng kor to have the ticket. No offence meant, seng kor ... accountant's policy is one cent saved is one cent earned!!

Long time no visit you. Miss you lar

Anonymous kau chai condemn:

i trust linpeh. he very street smart. u wag tail he oredi know story. so he must have reasons to give the prizes he see fit. these 2 flers must be doing some sandiwara.

Blogger Lil Patchee condemn:

Lin Peh kor kor & Cocka kor kor, better buy 2 more tickets. Scared if one-two-zoom also become WWF. ;)

Blogger Ah Pek condemn:

oi, seng kor and jomel, go quarrel inside the theatre lah! buy popcorns and throw at each other!! hahhahaaa..

Blogger Cocka Doodle condemn:

A Word From The Sponsor.....

When I offered the tickets to Seng Chai during the bloggers' meet, he pretended to act cool and brushed it away. So I passed it to Linpeh and ask him to run a contest.

Now this cheapo stingy accountant wants to come back and bully Jomel for the tickets???.....Tiu!! LOL

Blogger titoki condemn:


Grow up KIDS, GROW UP!!!


Blogger Kiki the rambling traveller condemn:

SengKor and Jomel frighting may be an explession of afflection. Go movie together la. Ah Mei and King's wife can go with Sengkor next time. LOL! Plus, a single ticket wont save that much money... can't even pay for the evening's dinner. Unless you're cooking Kimchi Noodles.

Blogger Lin Peh condemn:

Since bitching n bickering is not part of the contest, Lin Peh have decided to disqualify Seng Kor and Jomel from the contest and instead make Zara's Mama the sole winner !

Blogger Wingz condemn:

linpeh nice move! now seng kor and jomel can geng up against ZMM liow!! a 3 korner fight!!! Ting! Ting! ROUND 1!!!

Blogger sengkor condemn:

Disqualified? No way!

So Jomel, shall we go for a dinner first before the movie..?

Blogger JoMel condemn:

Sengkor, yes please. Dinner sounds lovely. Then after movies, we go supper k?

Blogger sengkor condemn:

oh, sure jomel..

popcorns and drinks on me.. dun fight with me on this please..

Blogger JoMel condemn:

Sengkor, only if you let me pay for the supper. We go dutch for dinner. I am so looking forward to this. :)

Blogger Zara's Mama condemn:

See these 2 cunning accountants (I think Jomel also account, always looking at money matters) eyes always kecing kecing like cash register..

Earlier want to gang up and con for 2 more tickets, now the tickets say give me.. they gang up and be good friends liao!!

You 2 buy me dinner.. I give you the tickets!

Blogger King's wife condemn:

now it's a 3-way. Dun be surprised if in the end, you guys end up buying linpeh dinner, plus yamade session somemore!

Blogger JoMel condemn:

Zara's mama, I am hopeless with accounts one. I am not an accountant lah wei. Besides two accountants going for dinner and movie together.... *YAWN*

Dont be like that lah, if you give us back the tickets, I am sure Lin Peh won't object one, afterall, we kissed and made up already. Me and Seng Kor, we no money that's why so hard up for free tickets. So, give us a chance lor. OK?

Blogger sengkor condemn:

going dutch on dinner? u must be kidding. let me buy you dinner too. is japanese ok for u..?

Blogger JoMel condemn:

Seng Kor, aiihh.. paiseh lah. But if you insist, alright then. Jap is perfect! What time shall we meet?

Blogger sengkor condemn:

i pick u up at 6.30pm?

Blogger Wingz condemn:

alo sengkor n jomel, judge (latuk linpeh) mia decision is final wei ... he alredi awarded the ticket to ZMM, so if u want then u go polish ZM mia balls kasi kilat kilat lar wei!!!

(mch not my fault har .. latuk ask me kam here add petrol wan) *runs*

Blogger JoMel condemn:

Seng Kor, 6.30 is fine. But that is if Lin Peh kor kor reverse his decision on grounds of compassion towards us.

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