OK. That's all. So, Auntie, please don't scold Lin Peh yeah ? ;-)
u should mass produce this kit set gerenti sell wan!
yeah, wuching...good idea! All the perverts will sure buy!
Err...I want the whip. Buy from where ah?? LOL !!!!
of course I don't "consume" it... it's not a consumable. kenot digest wan. unless it's fresh. banana flavoured.
How come May doesnt use condoms, ah?!!... Dangerous liao.
tiu. i tot u got something jammed inside your big year hole!
MUAHRHARHAR like u always say, "Chibye!"
First and foremost, the foreskin pouch u better let the CSI team have a look. You never know whose foreskin is that.
Secondly, the whip is a nice touch, but you forgot to mention it's for the ladies. You're a M (as in BDSM) right? :-P
Hey, u apply wind oil on ur little bro ar?? Try rubbing some chili padi better.... lol
May - gasp, u naughty girl!! lol
I agree with wuching...mass produce this kit and also add in refill kits too!!!
If you use minyak angin, later sure smell like a granny or ah sum! ahahahahahaha
oi! i pay u extra so tht u dun tell ppl i ask u to buy one.. blardy linpeh tableh harap!
Wow, complete set wor. Where to get ar? Got sample set ar??
"Make sure you get the ring of correct size ! Don't try to be funny and wear the small small tight tight one unless you want the ring to squeeze your lanjiao so tight until your cum have to shoot from your nose!"
WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! mahai u toking from your sexperience izzit? lol
That condom in your pouch with the size marked "XL".
Is that 'Extra Little' ah?
Muahahahaha!!!!
waaahhh... i oso want this kind of bag!!
What's the Indian God Oil for ah? Minyak angin tak cukup ke? I thought your bag is like the one VCD sellers carry. ;)
is there a female version of linpeh's bag or issit uniSEX!!?
is there a female version of linpeh's bag or issit uniSEX!!?
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How come no little TOUCH LIGHT ?
So can check in condition or not?
Wuching:
Tank Q for the idea. Make sure u sappot a bit by buying a few containers ;-) LOL!
King's wife:
You want the whip ah ? I give to u as birthday present la ! LOL!
may:
Banana flavoured no problem. But fresh or not kenot garanti la !
LB:
Dangerous leh ? Now onli u know the true Ah May huh ? LOL!
cockroach:
Soli....no understand your condemn. Next time use simpler not so deep Engrish la ;-)
Helen:
You sked itu foreskin belong to your jantan mia ? LOL
Need to add soya sauce after adding
chili padi?! LOL
simmie:
Minyak angin smell like a granny or ah sum? LOL! u speaking from expereince leh ?
seng kor:
Soli la Seng, Lin Peh is honest peeple la ;-)
AceOne:
U wan I make u one set la ! LOL!
Wingz:
U try u know la !
Cocka Doodle:
"XL" is extra large la ! But if u need extra little wan, just stuff some old newspaper inside lor ! LOL!
Ah Pek:
OK OK ! For Ah Pek version, got add itu Tiger Balm somemore ! ;-)
Lil Patchee:
Wat la u ! Indian Oil is for performance enhancement wan ! Dats why seng kor need. But Minyak Angin is for safe sex. 2 different dept la. ;-)
sonikbyte:
Please ask Seng Kor about the Indian Oil ! ;-)
See Fei:
Lin Peh is male so, mine is of course male version. But if u need a female version, Lin Peh can try customise one for u ! Just tell Lin Peh you requirements ;-)
Nine3 Nine 3:
Torch Light itu Cocka mia bag sure ada cause he always go Africa wan ! LOL!
How come that day u got show me a special cap with a touch light on the cap also not in the bag.Sometime when we doggie you might gone wrong direction just like that night you told us the joke..lol
Nine3 Nine 3
Friend, u blurr already ah ? The one not I show one la. The one who showed you was Wingz! LOL!
I look at your face also I know you need Indian God oil one.. always tau taptap, ngan supsup.
Aiyoh! You told Lil' Patchee that Indian oil is for performance wan.
I'm afraid her next question would be "LinPeh kor-kor...I am going to get married soon. Where can I buy a truckload for my husband ah?"
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Zara mama..LinPeh got too many PioMei's to take care,I have advise him to get the PaoMei's cook soup for him.
" Cow-'Hai' steam with Pig-'Lung'
If he drink 3 Tiger also can Kill
noler......I said that cos my grandma and aunties always smell like minyak angin mah. Not me lerr...I hardly touch that stuff
Ahhh, u must be the type who applies minyak angin between the double layer of condoms u wear during ur S&M sessions with your piao mei.
Zara's Mama:
U toking about seng kor right ? ;-)
Cocka Doodle:
Her husband is Seng Kor ? LOL!
Nine3 Nine 3:
You can give my piaomei the recipe for the " Cow-'Hai' steam with Pig-'Lung' ah ? LOL!
Simple American:
Back no hurt cause I learned all the Shaolin Kung Fu from my piaomeis !
If u really need to find out where to whip, veli simple ! JUST ON THE LIGHT LA ! HAHAHAHH !
Boil or fry condoms? Please check with Ah May ! She is the cooking expert !
Wearing ring for religious purposes only apply during Thaipusam la ! I am sure you Amedika peeple no celebrate Thaipusam wan ! LOL!
simmie:
Wah ! Your grandma and aunties also got the LinPeh bag ? LOL!
Samm:
You sounds expereince with the double layer S&M thing ;-) when u free ah ? LOL!
your music very "keng" lah. want to pretend to work and then silently surf the blogosphere, suddenly your music blasting for everybody to hear. people thinking i surfing x-rated music sites lah. i must remember to turn volume down before coming again *grins*
The pouch missing Wingz super strength magic sponge for all the spill over from the double comdom.
Hey, BTW, on the Magnum XL condom you can see silver serial number after you roll it all the way down (on the thicker part of the ring).
tux must be speaking from experience *ahem* ;)
lol...i like the idea of double layer with minyak angin...kekeke :P too bad no handcuffs or rope or leather straps...u shud mass produced the bag man...keke