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Abdul Azeez Abdul Rahim, the Putera Umno chief said: "The ultimate goal of Putera Umno is to make Mat Rempit the eyes and ears of the police and to report on the activities of rogue Mat Rempit." Lin Peh strongly agree and sappot his brilliant idea! Our country surely need peeples like him who has great vision and innovation !

In order to show Lin Peh sappot in action , Lin Peh will now help him to rebrand out Ah Loong for free !


Even this logo also FOC la!

Of course, to rebrand the Ah Loong, we must also come out with good reasons and show to the peeples the contributions that they have made to the society. Here's the summary:

SERVICES	NORMAL BANKS	ALOONG BANK
Operating Hour	Monday to Friday, 930am to 4pm	24 hours, 365 days per year
Loan Processing Time	7 days if you are lucky	Instant Approval
Interest Rate	Depend on BLR	Always Fixed
Documents Required for Loan Application	Form J, Form B, Form 24, Form 49, Form D, Form Lanjiao, Form Chibye	Passport Size Photo and Photocopy of IC
Collateral	Only Accept Properties with Valuation Report	Accept House, Land, Car, Rolex, Wife, Galfriend
Student Loan	Available to Students with Good Results	Students Results Not Applicable
Phone Banking	Press 1 for English, 2 untuk Bahasa...etc	Just call the given handphone number and you will be serviced by our friendly officers
Priority Banking	Available to rich peeples only	We treat everyone equally
Confidentiality	Report only to CTOS, CCRIS, BNM, IRD etc	100% Guarateed
Non Performing Loan	Legal actions follow by reporting to Bank Negara	What is That?

Lin Peh hope that Abdul Azeez will accept this proposal and get PM to officiate the formal rebranding ceremony.


"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein

Tech Tags: humor, humour, funny, malaysia, mat-rempit

 ah nel condemn:

we bloggers help him stick sticker every wall,distribute flyers and namecard...lol

i think after this rebrand u will be gv 1 million from the tax we contribute...LOL

 Wingz condemn:

WUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! 9hai can use my spender as colateral anot???

 King's wife condemn:

no wonder you are under so much ngak-lek lately lah...

 mob1900 condemn:

Good wan, soon the Dvd-yau, kai-choong, kap-tuk yau(addicts), feng-tau yau will follow suit through this rebranding exercise, then there will be no need to PDRM liao. Even jails will be abolish and I recommend all these rebranded flers to stay with Babawi and Khai(seefart) for free.

 Maverick SM condemn:

I love this...ALoong Bank!

Yea!!! Must rebrand Ah Loong!!! They are an asset to society. They help those whom the bank refused to help.

But many who seek their help, later turn against them, for reason....your guess is as good as mine.

 Maverick SM condemn:

Eh, Mob1900's proposal of rebranding sounds excellent!!!!

 Leena condemn:

ok, you back to ah loong business....

 Jo condemn:

Can you make me the Financial Adviser in your Ah Loong Bank? I can provide advise on the repayment of loan, so that my colleagues in the Ah Loong Bank need not resort to violence.

 Jo condemn:

Me think that the Ah Loong business is the most lucrative in the whole wide world. The authorities should legalise it.

 Anonymous condemn:

i cannot find any faults in your proposal!

no need ar-chi (tai kat lai si) lah.

OKT's got power mah.

 Unknown condemn:

fuah... lidat the commercial banks sure chap lap (bankrap) lor... got rebrand gangster ah? kekeke.

 inevitable condemn:

Right now, I am thinking of refinancing, maybe I should give AhLoongBank a call?

 Anonymous condemn:

Why never put your Lin Peh Ah Long's bag??

 Cocka Doodle condemn:

Can we rebrand the gomen and call them bloodsuckers instead?
I think that description suits them fine.

 Lin Peh condemn:

ah nel:
OK la. Seng Nei Kuai Yin ! Lin Peh now waiting for the RM1 mil ! LOL!

Wingz:
Your give spender as colateral they will give u kredit card summore ! Free for life wan ! LOL!

King's wife:
Now onli you understand rebranding is not an easy job leh ?

mob1900/Maverick SM::
Wah ! Lu olang lagi expert sama gua ! Make sure you do it "YOUR WAY" ;-)

LP:
You mean you found Lin Peh in other business ?

Lil' Joy:
All these while also no violence wan mah ! LOL!

kow chai:
Tank Q for your sappot !

Kenny Ng
Rebrand gangster ah? Let you handle la ! LOL!

Inevitable:
Refinancing no problem also ;-)

AceOne:
Lin Peh Ah Long's bag as free gift if you sign up during the promotion period mah ! ;-)

pisang:
Don't worry la. The payment won't be overdeu so long in AloongBank Wan la. 3 months overdeu oso the friendly officers will be visiting you to discuss the Debt Restructuring Program. All damn professional and efficient wan !

Simple American:
This bank the capital damn 9 solid already la. No need foreign intervention wan!

Cocka Doodle:
Our gomen good enough liao. No need rebrand !!!! If you wan, you do it at your own blog ! LOL!

 bethamy condemn:

hahaha..your post make me find ah loong more interesting than bank liao

 rainbow angeles condemn:

ei ei, linpeh, how cum yr brog looks like a bit cacat liao?? i away sekejap nia cumbek like tis liao... apa sudah jadi??

 Mockingbird condemn:

If a borrower doesn't pay up in time, will not his home be locked up and sprayed on? Will Ah Loong or his runners not place a pig's head on the borrower's doorstep? :p How to borrow in peace. The borrower is servant to the lender. Best is not to get into debt. Many a time, people deep in debt seem much worse off than those who are already dead :p