|SERVICES||NORMAL BANKS||ALOONG BANK|
|Operating Hour||Monday to Friday, 930am to 4pm||24 hours, 365 days per year|
|Loan Processing Time||7 days if you are lucky||Instant Approval|
|Interest Rate||Depend on BLR||Always Fixed|
|Documents Required for Loan Application||Form J, Form B, Form 24, Form 49, Form D, Form Lanjiao, Form Chibye||Passport Size Photo and Photocopy of IC|
|Collateral||Only Accept Properties with Valuation Report||Accept House, Land, Car, Rolex, Wife, Galfriend|
|Student Loan||Available to Students with Good Results||Students Results Not Applicable|
|Phone Banking||Press 1 for English, 2 untuk Bahasa...etc||Just call the given handphone number and you will be serviced by our friendly officers|
|Priority Banking||Available to rich peeples only||We treat everyone equally|
|Confidentiality||Report only to CTOS, CCRIS, BNM, IRD etc||100% Guarateed|
|Non Performing Loan||Legal actions follow by reporting to Bank Negara||What is That?|
we bloggers help him stick sticker every wall,distribute flyers and namecard...lol
i think after this rebrand u will be gv 1 million from the tax we contribute...LOL
WUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! 9hai can use my spender as colateral anot???
no wonder you are under so much ngak-lek lately lah...
Good wan, soon the Dvd-yau, kai-choong, kap-tuk yau(addicts), feng-tau yau will follow suit through this rebranding exercise, then there will be no need to PDRM liao. Even jails will be abolish and I recommend all these rebranded flers to stay with Babawi and Khai(seefart) for free.
I love this...ALoong Bank!
Yea!!! Must rebrand Ah Loong!!! They are an asset to society. They help those whom the bank refused to help.
But many who seek their help, later turn against them, for reason....your guess is as good as mine.
Eh, Mob1900's proposal of rebranding sounds excellent!!!!
ok, you back to ah loong business....
Can you make me the Financial Adviser in your Ah Loong Bank? I can provide advise on the repayment of loan, so that my colleagues in the Ah Loong Bank need not resort to violence.
Me think that the Ah Loong business is the most lucrative in the whole wide world. The authorities should legalise it.
i cannot find any faults in your proposal!
no need ar-chi (tai kat lai si) lah.
OKT's got power mah.
fuah... lidat the commercial banks sure chap lap (bankrap) lor... got rebrand gangster ah? kekeke.
Right now, I am thinking of refinancing, maybe I should give AhLoongBank a call?
Why never put your Lin Peh Ah Long's bag??
lin peh next post can you tell us how the payment make
plus what hapen when the payment was deu up to 1 years
Do you think George Soros will help with this bank? He has done so much to Malyasis, I mean for Malaysia in the past.
Can we rebrand the gomen and call them bloodsuckers instead?
I think that description suits them fine.
OK la. Seng Nei Kuai Yin ! Lin Peh now waiting for the RM1 mil ! LOL!
Your give spender as colateral they will give u kredit card summore ! Free for life wan ! LOL!
Now onli you understand rebranding is not an easy job leh ?
Wah ! Lu olang lagi expert sama gua ! Make sure you do it "YOUR WAY" ;-)
You mean you found Lin Peh in other business ?
All these while also no violence wan mah ! LOL!
Tank Q for your sappot !
Rebrand gangster ah? Let you handle la ! LOL!
Refinancing no problem also ;-)
Lin Peh Ah Long's bag as free gift if you sign up during the promotion period mah ! ;-)
Don't worry la. The payment won't be overdeu so long in AloongBank Wan la. 3 months overdeu oso the friendly officers will be visiting you to discuss the Debt Restructuring Program. All damn professional and efficient wan !
This bank the capital damn 9 solid already la. No need foreign intervention wan!
Our gomen good enough liao. No need rebrand !!!! If you wan, you do it at your own blog ! LOL!
hahaha..your post make me find ah loong more interesting than bank liao
ei ei, linpeh, how cum yr brog looks like a bit cacat liao?? i away sekejap nia cumbek like tis liao... apa sudah jadi??
If a borrower doesn't pay up in time, will not his home be locked up and sprayed on? Will Ah Loong or his runners not place a pig's head on the borrower's doorstep? :p How to borrow in peace. The borrower is servant to the lender. Best is not to get into debt. Many a time, people deep in debt seem much worse off than those who are already dead :p