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Sunday, September 17, 2006

Rebranding of Ah Loong !

Abdul Azeez Abdul Rahim, the Putera Umno chief said: "The ultimate goal of Putera Umno is to make Mat Rempit the eyes and ears of the police and to report on the activities of rogue Mat Rempit." Lin Peh strongly agree and sappot his brilliant idea! Our country surely need peeples like him who has great vision and innovation !

In order to show Lin Peh sappot in action , Lin Peh will now help him to rebrand out Ah Loong for free !

Even this logo also FOC la!

Of course, to rebrand the Ah Loong, we must also come out with good reasons and show to the peeples the contributions that they have made to the society. Here's the summary:

Operating HourMonday to Friday, 930am to 4pm24 hours, 365 days per year
Loan Processing Time 7 days if you are luckyInstant Approval
Interest RateDepend on BLRAlways Fixed
Documents Required for Loan ApplicationForm J, Form B, Form 24, Form 49, Form D, Form Lanjiao, Form ChibyePassport Size Photo and Photocopy of IC
CollateralOnly Accept Properties with Valuation ReportAccept House, Land, Car, Rolex, Wife, Galfriend
Student LoanAvailable to Students with Good ResultsStudents Results Not Applicable
Phone BankingPress 1 for English, 2 untuk Bahasa...etcJust call the given handphone number and you will be serviced by our friendly officers
Priority BankingAvailable to rich peeples onlyWe treat everyone equally
ConfidentialityReport only to CTOS, CCRIS, BNM, IRD etc100% Guarateed
Non Performing LoanLegal actions follow by reporting to Bank NegaraWhat is That?

Lin Peh hope that Abdul Azeez will accept this proposal and get PM to officiate the formal rebranding ceremony.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein

20 Condeminations:

Blogger ah nel condemn:

we bloggers help him stick sticker every wall,distribute flyers and

i think after this rebrand u will be gv 1 million from the tax we contribute...LOL

Blogger Wingz condemn:

WUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! 9hai can use my spender as colateral anot???

Blogger King's wife condemn:

no wonder you are under so much ngak-lek lately lah...

Blogger mob1900 condemn:

Good wan, soon the Dvd-yau, kai-choong, kap-tuk yau(addicts), feng-tau yau will follow suit through this rebranding exercise, then there will be no need to PDRM liao. Even jails will be abolish and I recommend all these rebranded flers to stay with Babawi and Khai(seefart) for free.

Blogger Maverick SM condemn:

I love this...ALoong Bank!

Yea!!! Must rebrand Ah Loong!!! They are an asset to society. They help those whom the bank refused to help.

But many who seek their help, later turn against them, for reason....your guess is as good as mine.

Blogger Maverick SM condemn:

Eh, Mob1900's proposal of rebranding sounds excellent!!!!

Blogger LP condemn:

ok, you back to ah loong business....

Blogger JoMel condemn:

Can you make me the Financial Adviser in your Ah Loong Bank? I can provide advise on the repayment of loan, so that my colleagues in the Ah Loong Bank need not resort to violence.

Blogger JoMel condemn:

Me think that the Ah Loong business is the most lucrative in the whole wide world. The authorities should legalise it.

Anonymous kow chai condemn:

i cannot find any faults in your proposal!

no need ar-chi (tai kat lai si) lah.

OKT's got power mah.

Blogger Kenny Ng condemn:

fuah... lidat the commercial banks sure chap lap (bankrap) lor... got rebrand gangster ah? kekeke.

Blogger Inevitable condemn:

Right now, I am thinking of refinancing, maybe I should give AhLoongBank a call?

Blogger AceOne condemn:

Why never put your Lin Peh Ah Long's bag??

Blogger pisang condemn:

lin peh next post can you tell us how the payment make

plus what hapen when the payment was deu up to 1 years

Blogger Simple American condemn:

Do you think George Soros will help with this bank? He has done so much to Malyasis, I mean for Malaysia in the past.

Blogger Cocka Doodle condemn:

Can we rebrand the gomen and call them bloodsuckers instead?
I think that description suits them fine.

Blogger Lin Peh condemn:

ah nel:
OK la. Seng Nei Kuai Yin ! Lin Peh now waiting for the RM1 mil ! LOL!

Your give spender as colateral they will give u kredit card summore ! Free for life wan ! LOL!

King's wife:
Now onli you understand rebranding is not an easy job leh ?

mob1900/Maverick SM::
Wah ! Lu olang lagi expert sama gua ! Make sure you do it "YOUR WAY" ;-)

You mean you found Lin Peh in other business ?

Lil' Joy:
All these while also no violence wan mah ! LOL!

kow chai:
Tank Q for your sappot !

Kenny Ng
Rebrand gangster ah? Let you handle la ! LOL!

Refinancing no problem also ;-)

Lin Peh Ah Long's bag as free gift if you sign up during the promotion period mah ! ;-)

Don't worry la. The payment won't be overdeu so long in AloongBank Wan la. 3 months overdeu oso the friendly officers will be visiting you to discuss the Debt Restructuring Program. All damn professional and efficient wan !

Simple American:
This bank the capital damn 9 solid already la. No need foreign intervention wan!

Cocka Doodle:
Our gomen good enough liao. No need rebrand !!!! If you wan, you do it at your own blog ! LOL!

Blogger mirror condemn:

hahaha..your post make me find ah loong more interesting than bank liao

Blogger angel condemn:

ei ei, linpeh, how cum yr brog looks like a bit cacat liao?? i away sekejap nia cumbek like tis liao... apa sudah jadi??

Blogger Mickell condemn:

If a borrower doesn't pay up in time, will not his home be locked up and sprayed on? Will Ah Loong or his runners not place a pig's head on the borrower's doorstep? :p How to borrow in peace. The borrower is servant to the lender. Best is not to get into debt. Many a time, people deep in debt seem much worse off than those who are already dead :p

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