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Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Rukunegara


Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi labelled as treachery the deliberate attempts to create perceptions of uneasiness and distrust in the people via the Internet and SMS with blatant disregard for the principles of the Rukunegara. (NST)

So, just in case you don't know anything about Rukunnegara, today Lin Peh will teach you one by one:

1.KEPERCAYAAN KEPADA TUHAN
(BELIEF IN GOD)


This one is easy, as long as you believe that only GOD can save this country, you basically believe in GOD and thus you pass rule No.1.

Also, if you orgasm time also got scream "God, God, Ooooo...my God...". Lin Peh think can also la.

2.KESETIAAN KEPADA RAJA DAN NEGARA
(LOYALTY TO KING AND COUNTRY)


This one you know that I know that you know that we all also know that don't simply say say. Or else, kena charged wan.

3.KELUHURAN PERLEMBAGAAN
(THE SUPREMACY OF THE CONSTITUTION)


This one is difficult a bit because the school also never tell what is inside the constitution. Everyone in the country including the politicians also don't quite understand the constitution.

The politicsians can one day tell us that all RAKYAT got equal right under the constitution, but next day they will say constitution give BUMI more right. So damn confused!

Therefore, Lin Peh sure PM won't get angry also if you don't follow this rule.

4.KEDAULATAN UNDANG-UNDANG
(THE RULE OF LAW)


This one easy la. As long as you no catch by police you are considered as a law obbeying good fella. You may have sodomised peeple, bomb kao peeple, bribe kao peeple but as long as you no kena caught by police, you are ok.

So, if you can read this, you basically pass this rule already. But if you are reading this from prison...sorry lor.

5.KESOPANAN DAN KESUSILAAN (COURTESY AND MORALITY)
This last RULE is basically put in as the miscellaneous rule which cover whatever issues missed by rule No 1 to No.4. Therefore, not very important one.



With the above explanation, Lin Peh hope you don't treachery anymore ;-)

By the way, Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi also said:
I want to tell the blogs to stop all this. They are also responsible for what has happened. The best thing they could do is to stop.


Ok. STOP!

11 Condeminations:

Blogger clement condemn:

well, that thing isn't clear... kepercayaan kepada negara? which one should we percaya?

Blogger rainbow angeles condemn:

stop? no!! i want mo mo mo.........

Blogger frostier condemn:

huh? stop?

Anonymous oOFooi condemn:

Wow, It reminded me the routine of every Monday morning during my secondary school. We swear but normally we dun mean it.. haha~~

Blogger pisang goreng 115,NF condemn:

rukunegare for rakyat like us must follow all rule , all 5 of them.

but

if you politician
must drop rule 1...

he he he he he

Blogger Mockingbird condemn:

When any gahmen performs non-satisfactorily or way below what is expected of them, it can't stop the flood and wave of criticisms coming against it.

Anonymous money no enough condemn:

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Blogger Chan condemn:

nolah oOfooi, i every monday morning curse at gahmen, i mean it.curse knn gahmen..

Blogger Hor ny Ang Moh condemn:

I like the no.1 wan! My gf alway say 'Ohhhhhhh My Godddddddddd!!!! Goddddddddddddd u r goodddddddddd!!!When I poke her kaw kaw!!! That meant she is a very good citizen hor!
Me I only made 'ah ah ah' sound....so I suppose I failed as I didn't scream OMG loud loud!
Have a very nice day!

Blogger Khun Pana condemn:

I list down in 1,2,3...

1-can follow lah,sometime i olso "oh my god" when about to cum ( my gf sometime in japanese yamete,yamete)

2-Tis wan very susah, so many 8? 9? or 10 sultan..loyal to which one ho?

3-The konstimtiution say i am a sekond klass citizen.

4-Tis wan always cost me money lah. Polis always ask me "hulur lah "

5-we velly sopan wan , ladies first policy la

But wan think i no understanding ,if so facking importan , why it is at backside of skool book

Anonymous Anonymous condemn:

Lu-Kun-NiggaLa!

hahahaha

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