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Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Samy at The Club

After Samy got thrashed in the Malaysian Genital Erection, he spent most of his time at a club where most of the Seniors & Retirees hang around.

One day, his old buddy, Liong Sick, saw him there so they both greeted each other and started bullshiting like the good old days.

"Hi Samy, how do you like this place?" asks Liong Sick.

"This place is great, I really love it. It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," says Samy.

"Really ah ? Thats good to know because, you know la, you were not so popular when you were a minister"

"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat each other here"

Samy says with a big smile.

"There's a retired policeman -- he's 85 years old.
He hasn't been in the force for 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Tuan'!"

"There is a former judge here -- he's 95 years old.
He hasn't been on the bench in 40 years and everyone still calls him 'Your honour'!"

"And there's a physician here -- 90 years old.
He hasn't been practicing medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!"

"And what about you" - asks Liong Sick.

"And me.., I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me "The fucking Indian!"

5 Condeminations:

Anonymous oOFooi condemn:

This is so sarcastic!!! But the conversation b/w them is so interesting and funny.. :)

Blogger pisang goreng 115,NF condemn:

muah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Blogger Mockingbird condemn:

Ouch. Indian racist joke.

Blogger pisang goreng 115,NF condemn:

linpeh.... how you knoe this toll vampire sucker not in sex for 35 years?

Anonymous Anonymous condemn:

bcoz he didnt main bontot(in trend) linpeh for 35 yrs already lol

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