Tok 3 Tok 4

 Anonymous condemn:

wah, i tot u die liao!

 Wingz condemn:

mahaii this one big production sial!!! u link 9 the whole bloody blogsphere liow!!! fehmes lar u this time!!! wuahahahaha!!!

 Anonymous condemn:

OMG!!! you really sek pau mou yeh chou! then again... that's all the time... hahahahaha!

 Nine3 Nine3 condemn:

If my kkc cramp can get Physical Therapist for Massage mai ?

 titoki condemn:

Lin Peh!!!!

You pay me peanuts and you expect me to SERVE the whole TEAM??????!!!!!!

Gaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!

Lei mou yan sing ar!!! ;p

*POKE at your eyes!!!*

 CrazyGrr| condemn:

Err.. can give a clear picture on how the mascot looks like ar? LOL!!

 5xmom.com condemn:

Niamah, being mascot is a compliment or what? If otherwise, you going to die soon. I take the sweaty mascot suit that has not been washed for the whole month and stuff your face and suffocate you to death. And you will get the team manager, Tan Sri Rojakz to give you mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

 Anonymous condemn:

Besides Hailam Chicken Rice, I also can cook maggi mee u know...:)
Check your e-mail on Tuesday , you will receive the FIFA official food :)

 King's wife condemn:

don't say we didnt warn you about lilian... Lol !!!

 sengkor condemn:

how come no official drink? takkan got snacks and no drinks one ma..

 Wuching condemn:

oi! i only drive car saja! i can play wan, let me have a goal lah!

 Anonymous condemn:

Yahoooo, I'm selected. Germany here we cum. Reserved pun jadi la.

Ole Ole Oleeee..

 me condemn:

wahhhh! everybody you know in the blogosphere oso you taruk here ah? you put me as cheerleader, you forgot my first profile pic ah? nanti thunder thighs and nen nen swinging here and there, like in scary movie 4, all your spectators pun lari.

 Admin condemn:

I DUN CARE! I WAN TO JAR BOR BOR OSO!!

 Anonymous condemn:

AhPek, you be commentator enough la!!
Cha Bor Bor oni cocka and me can do it.It needs an expert to do it wan.LOL

 Samm condemn:

Wah, me dietition ah. Sure u ppl gonna my organic vegetarian fare onot? But, the figure i can gerenti can turn out damn cun lah, stamina oso increase; run faster. For u ah, linpeh, all paiomeis like.....

 sun, moon & star condemn:

Ha ha ha, how refreshing!
We always think we are symbols of love
We never thought that we are akin to religion!
Since you mention it....let us pray..
"MAY THE BEST TEAM WIN!"

 Wingz condemn:

oi i just realised i got 2 position lar ... 1 is team manager and 1 is striker .... how to manage the team while i m striking ar ? lol

 ZMM condemn:

If M'sia got such awards.. sure will go to you..

The winner of Eat Full Nothing to Do award goes to..

Yamade Lin Peh!

 sotongking condemn:

oi i wanna be guess player...the one tat run the whole field naked while officers chasing.

 plink condemn:

* A P P R A U S E ! *

*waving MaRayShia Boleh sign*

 Cocka Doodle condemn:

I want to share room with physical therapist while on tour.
Need to keep those delicate fingers warm in preparation for the game...and also keep practising the char bor skills on her.

Demonsquid....I think you'll make a good team streaker!

 Anonymous condemn:

alamak! me nurse to only one person? liddat where got fun one. me wanna be nurse to all... liddat got so many to choose. :)

 Cocka Doodle condemn:

5xmom....wearing the Penyu mascot suit is indeed an honour!
Not many people are cut out to wear that. Linpeh and his panel has specifically chosen you after auditing countless candidates.

 Anonymous condemn:

alamak! me nurse to only one person? liddat where got fun one. me wanna be nurse to all... liddat got so many to choose. :)

10:07 PM

- that was from me lah. dunno what happened just now. ooh i must add:

... liddat got so many to choose to play doctor with. :)

 L B condemn:

Spaghetti everyday, with flower salad, but becareful of Delhi Belly, ok? Kena Yellow card already, yesterday...

 rainbow angeles condemn:

*in the hiao-hiao-est voice*

LinPeh... *blink blink a bit* ... tenkius for the opportunity to be one of the cheering leaders... i will do my best, shake my bonbon sexily so that the opposing team players get distracted and kenot concentrate, okays? ;)

waaa, yr word verification got cb summore...

 Helen condemn:

HAHAHAHHAHA

Hey, I'm the physical Therapist ar? Waa, veli veli busy having to get physical with the team! lol

You're the player imported from Japan ar? Hmmm, must see u in action in the open field. A big leap for u from the usual action in the backlane room hor? :-P

 Helen condemn:

Where's the Papsi, Adidos, Naike & Ass-tro contract??

Cocka must be the new KFC spokesperson liao! lol

 candygan condemn:

Yeahh... me pun ada take part ar ..
proud of it lor !! ;p

 sotongking condemn:

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 sotongking condemn:

This year no wear penyu maskot liao. Havta wear Nemo...i wonder how 5xmom gonna move around with those fins. Lolx.

 Nine3 Nine3 condemn:

Lucia you very lucky to just take care of Team Kapitan "BackCum", if you take care of me, Lin Peh, TanSri or Cocka tomorow No come

But Team Kapitan diffrent

 Lin Peh condemn:

Anonymous:
KNNBCCP! Long time no post and first condemn Lin Peh got was whether I die or not pulak ! LOL! Anyway, no die no die! Tanks !

Wingz:
I link 9 everyone so This post become really a HamkaLinks ! HAHAHAHHA!

may:
really within your expectation ! Lin Peh like !

frostier:
Soli la! My next hamkalink projeck sure garanti link you as number 1. What position u want ? Faster tell! Make booking first ! ;-)

Nine3 Nine 3:
kkc cramp u must go thru the inspection by cocka (the cock expert) before attended by the Physical Therapist.

titoki:
You tink u monkey meh (cause u said I pay u peanuts)!

CrazyGrr|:
How mascot looks like ar? Errrrrrrrrrrrrr ;-)

5xmom:
Niasing ! You damn 9 fierce la ! Let u become Mascot is certainly a good decision !

In the event we are facing a good team, you can also use your sweaty underwear and cover 9 the opponents !

LP:
OK ! checked the email already and got the FOOD ! LOL!

King's wife:
Your got give warning before Lin Peh decide who is the mascot meh ? ;-)

seng kor:
Yeah lor hor ! got snacks and no drinks can kena choke wan ! OK...will look for the official minuman and update it soon !

Wuching:
You not onli drive car, u get to drive the minibus also ! You can play ah ? OK OK ! In case got any last minute injury, Lin Peh will slot you in ! STANDBY PLEASE !

aceone118:
Siok leh ? ;-)

Simple American:
Beer drinking in Germany is for sure wan ! Tak Akan we all go Germany and ask for Teh Tarik. Right ? By the way, this football we toking about is played with legs wan. Not the Amedika footbal. ok ? ;-)

me:
If your nen nen can swinging here and there, please demo ! Lin Peh sure many peeples interested !

Ah Pek:
You want Jar Por Por also ah? Since you post said you no interest in footbal wan...is it ok Lin Peh kasi one new position as physical therapist specifically to take care of the female players ? LOL!

Samm:
Just make sure your organic food make us all Orgasm !

sun,moon&star:
"MAY THE BEST TEAM WIN!"? KENOT LA !
change it to "MAY OUR TEAM WIN"!

Wingz:
You got 2 positions cause you are Tan Sli ! Whatever Tan Sli say, we all must follow ! If u wan play alone against 11 Brazilian oso we sokong wan !

Zara's Mama:
Tank Q for looking me so up !

DemonicSquid:
the one tat run the whole field naked while officers chasing mia position no need apply wan ! JUST DO IT (Nike says wan) ;-)

plink:
Tank Q for the spirit of: *MaRayShia Boleh*

Cocka Doodle:
If you share room with physical therapist, Lin Peh not sure who rape who la ! You sure kenot play anymore ! So the answer is KENOT !

Cocka Doodle:
Fuck you la Uncle ! Lin Peh never say the mascot is a Penyu!

lucia:
Soli la...u have to understand that Kapitan is a very important position (he not only can front-cum, he also can back-cum)and thus a private nurse has to be assigned to him at all time ! You can play doctor-doctor with him and Lin Peh sure dat will really improve his performance (on and off field) as well ;-)

L B:
Niasing ! I see you post everytime different dish wan but how cum you give us Spaghetti everyday? Not even Pizza ? How cum leh ? LOL!

angel:
Veli like your idea ! Can you please demo your sexy bonbon shake for the rest of the team first? LOL!

Helen:
Let's get physical ! Still trying to negotiate sponsorship with Papsi, Adidos, Naike & Ass-tro la ! You can help ?

candygan:
You so sweet so must include you la ;-)

sotongking:
Lucky you no ask lilian wear your lanjiao sotong suit ! or else sure Malay Mail front page wan ! LOL!

Nine3 Nine 3:
You comment is veli much appreciated by the entire team especialy itu Kapitan ! ;-)

 Anonymous condemn:

Lucky lucky no die...keep on living and posting! *smuack!*

-anon 5:57Ppm

 MahaguruSia condemn:

jampi jampi jampi ... may all the players have long balls!


Good luck everyone, may the fortune be with you all this world jug

 Cocka Doodle condemn:

Linpeh.....KNN! Maraysia mascot always use the farking penyu wan la. If not, then surely the orang utan wan.

 Anonymous condemn:

GO GO GO ... OLE OLE OLE...
Linpeh your this post and the
comments here are so hilarious..

you are soooo creative !!!

 Lin Peh condemn:

MahaguruSia:
Good Jobs ! It shows Lin Peh no choose the wrong person for the Bomoh position ! ;-)

Cocka Doodle:
Screw you la cocka ! Only Trengkanu use the farking penyu la. The orang utan already used by the Sukom 98 cause it resemble the person who created it ! LOL!

Let Lilian decide on the mascot herself ok ? ;-)

JoMel:
Alamak ! Lin Peh no do the photoshopping la. It was done by your beloved Chibye Seng !

Anonymous:
GO GO GO ... ANON, ANON, ANON !

 inevitable condemn:

Woo hoo!! Reserves also no problem as long as I made it to the team!!!

 Loc Kee condemn:

Me the sponsor ya? you mean those Sohai pay money liao canot CharPo and no Physical Therapy punya ka???

 Maverick SM condemn:

I asst mgr ah? Can I be chef-de-mission?

 Lin Peh condemn:

Inevitable:
Your attitude is damn 9 good ! Lin Peh like ! ;-)

Loc Kee:
Sohai pay money liao get to watch us play ball and you just supply those cheapskate sovenior program with the image of our MASCOT lor ;-)

Simple American:
So, you are not such a simple amedikan after all ;-)

Maverick SM:
Chef-de-mission? Get yourself a Latoship first la :-)

 Anonymous condemn:

So honored to be the Hokkien commentator.
In fact, we will be having a special football show on PenangHokkien.com on June 12, 2006 all about betting on football and love-making.

 Anonymous condemn:

Wah, good. I want to join too, can or not?!

Me can fly oh... higher than Superman. Faster than Spiderman. More hansem than Xmen :)

 wombie condemn:

1, 2, 3. Everyone sing oleh oleh oleh oleh!!!

Drums provided. Guys bring your own drumsticks! LOL!

 Lin Peh condemn:

John Ong:
Hokkien footbal show ah ? Ho Liao !

Neo:
Can Can Can ! Lin Peh give u one special position just to "take care" of the team nurses....Good Leh ?

Simple American:
Good to know dat ! ;-)

simmie:
Wah Sai ! The stick will pain pain after beating the drum la ! You damn 9 demanding la !

 Lil Patchee condemn:

Omm... *ching ching chang chang* Maraysia must win.. *sprinkles some holy water* Omm...

Hey, who stole the roasted chicken???!

 Anonymous condemn:

hahaha...i hope the team don't lausai after eating my laksa everyday...muahaha

 Anonymous condemn:

Here's the link to the Penang Hokkien episode:

Penang Hokkien #44 Puak Kiu

 Anonymous condemn:

talk like sohai macam..knb

 Chen condemn:

haha, this is a good one :D

 pisang goreng 115,NF condemn:

aiseh masuk 2nd week baru i know i had to sponsor the team ar? next time send registerd letter to me leh my place got alot some house number wan...
where i had to find a huge of stock this time......

 Anonymous condemn:

wahaha!!

oi linpeh, i specialise taekwondo la, not karate :P

KNN wrong liao!!

 Anonymous condemn:

Wah, really tabik you la. Come out with all this link.