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Thursday, February 08, 2007

No Worry if You Don't Have Valentine's Date


ATTENTION
This following post is intended only for Lin Peh's pretty female readers!



For those of you who have no date for this Valentine's Day, your worry ends here ! Because Lin Peh has cum to your rescue by offering special packages to make sure you have a wonderful memorable unforgetable Valentine's Day.

For this cumming Velentine's Day, the following packages are avaiable:

Package 8888



For the RICH ! Only RM8,888 you will be picked up by Lin Peh's imported high crass long long Limosine! Lin Peh will cum to your doorstep with 99 roses and take you go high crass restaurant for candle light dinner ! Of course it will be followed by a whole evening of yamade which include at least 18 different positions from Kamasutra !

Package 888



For the MIDDLE CLASS ! For RM888 you will be picked up by Lin Peh's locally assembled Proton Limosine! Lin Peh will cum to your doorstep with a bouquet of recycled roses (originally used at some funeral parlour wan la) and take you go KFC for dinner ! Of course it will be followed by 2 hours of yamade which include foreplay !

Package 88



For those on BUDGET ! For RM88 you will be picked up Lin Peh antique Vespa! Lin Peh will cum to your doorstep with one batang of rose and take you go to the nearest mamak stall (cannot go far far one because petrol expensive)for dinner ! Of course it will be followed by a quickie yamade (one shot only)!


Package 8



For the CHEAPSKATE ! For only RM8 you will get a Happen Valentine's card on the email from Lin Peh !

To make your reservaation, please email to Lin Peh directly ! Serious Enquiry only ! Play play one, Lin Peh will send the funeral limo to pick you up ! HAHAHA!





22 Condeminations:

Blogger LP condemn:

which package you gip to your wife arr?

Blogger angel condemn:

*whisper*
I wait for your rong rong rooooong reemooseen ha...
*sexcited*

Blogger Ckyeo condemn:

Got Rm0.80 package onot?
phone sex maybe muahahahhaha

Anonymous anne condemn:

linpeh, how to give blowjob leh? can't see ur kkc oso!

Blogger Simple American condemn:

No threesome?

Blogger ah nel condemn:

i send a a loli to carry u for 8cent onli...

Blogger pisang goreng 115,NF condemn:

Lin peh ! Linpeh !

I choose package 1 not for my wife
but for mystery person
always waiting in front of mcdonal wan

that person always dress in
yellow and white shirt,
got red hair,
over make-up face
and shoe is big in red color

oh yeah socks is red and white strip.
ok?

LOLs

Blogger Lin Peh condemn:

LP:
You become Lin Peh bini and u will know lor ! ;-)

angel:
*whisper*
I wait for your RM8888.....;-)
*moneycited*

Ckyeo:
Wah lau eh ! Rm0.80 package for phonesex ? Not enough to cover phone charges also la ! :-(

anne:
You want see me kkc ? Pay deposit first and baru Lin Peh show ! hahah!

Simple American:
Threesome? YOU PERVERT AMADIKAN! hahaha !

ah nel:
8cent also u do ? Competition lor !

pisang goreng:
Dat fucker Lin Peh smal smal time aledi know him la ! Don't waste your money on him la cause he still owe money to the white hair fat man outside the chicken shop wan ! LOL!

Blogger Huei condemn:

do you accept 0% installment payment? wingz be my guarantor la! kakaka =D

Blogger Lin Peh condemn:

Huei:
Of course got 0% installment plan la ! If not how to compete ? No garantor also can wan as long as you have VISA or Master Card ! LOL!

Blogger Wennnn condemn:

Psst psst....Lin Peh how come ur package 8888 the roses oni 99??? Not supposed to be 888 meh?? Can request U to sing as well or not while yamadeinngggggg????

Blogger ~TheAngel~ condemn:

I want package 1 but 99 stalk flower not good enoughlah...

I want 999 stalk can ah? LoL

Blogger Wuching condemn:

u will be busy this valentines day, need any help?

Blogger janicepa condemn:

lin peh .. wanna book u for package 88,888 wor.. how ?? got tailor make wan ar...

Blogger zewt condemn:

Haha... is there any package that comes with the girl as well?

Blogger aceone118 condemn:

Psst..errr..hutang can ar?

Blogger Kenny Ng condemn:

got 8 sen package? LOL

Blogger dreamie condemn:

Lin Peh, if all your leang lui sign up for the 8888 package you attend to who leh ?? ... :)

Blogger Cocka Doodle condemn:

Linpeh...RM 88 package can ask Wingz to go and fetch anot? He sure look damn yau yeng on the vespa wan. LOL
The girl can sit in the basket in front. ROTFLMAO!

Blogger Huei condemn:

if i tarak visa or master kad leh? onli got wingz how? =P

Blogger Wingz condemn:

ok ok i willing to be ahuei's gerentor!!!

Cocka u go fly kite la!

Anonymous candygan condemn:

Uncle, 38K "BO Heng" valentine's day. so wat package pun tak guna :-(

Wat to do??? How lei?? Me have to TUKAR PICTURE liao , rite ?? ;p

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