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Recently, Lin Peh discovered one damn super website by the name of picspay.com that Lin Peh want to share with all of you. This special website not only give you FREE unlimited space to host all your non-humsap or semi-humsap pictures, it also pay you if your readers go click on the pics to see the nen-nen in closeup ! ;-)

So, Lin Peh decided to host all the pictures at PicsPay.com so when you all click those pictures, Lin Peh will make money and become rich! HOHOHOHO!

Not only that wor, because if you intro your friends to sign up, you will also make 10% of your friends earnings.

So, all MY DEAR FRIENDS...please click at the picture below and sign up. Lin Peh assure you that the 10% will be reinvested into the R&D of OLIN! ;-)




NOTE: THIS IS A NO PAY PER POST! Niasing.

It is reported that the Magic Show by David Copperfield had to be cancelled following sexual misconduct accusations by an unidentified woman.

It was also reported that the FBI raided Copperfield's warehouse and seized some US$2mil cash and computer equipments.

KNNCCB! after watching all the CSI movies, Lin Peh would think that the FBI is damn super and know how to investigate a sexual miscondut case. Peeple accused him of sexual misconduct, FBI went and seized his computer pulak. Cybersex kah ?

Now you must really appreciate the Malaysian police force because when got sexual misconduct case, you see what they seized:




Malaysia Boleh !

According to report from The Star today, Malaysians will soon be able to hire maids from India, Nepal, Laos and Vietnam.

Lin Peh think this is a very good move by the gaoment. It will make all the aunties aunties very happy because they now got more options and these maids will be better behave, more hardworking and won't tackle their husbands. Most likely, the maids will look like those in the following pictures:


India




Laos




Nepal




Vietnam





On the other hand, the uncle uncle will be very happy with this new gaoment ruling because Lin Peh is going to start a maid agency to supply maids of top quality from those countries. Let Lin Peh show you some samples:


India




Laos




Nepal




Vietnam




Happy or not ? So, those of you who need a housemate, please contact Lin Peh directly ;-)

Here is the best evident of global warming Lin Peh ever seen. So, to all the leaders leaders, no need tok so much and sign treaty already...just keep it going !

To celebrate that our first Malaysian boleh astronaut is not an astronaut according to the Official Website of NASA, Lin Peh will today continue the Space Mission Mini Series by toking about "Space Mission 104: Specially for Spaceflight Participant"

In this episode 104, Lin Peh will show you what can our Boleh Astronaut Spaceflight Participant do in space since he got so much free time up there.

The answer is Ta Fei Kei EXERCISE!

Since it is zero gravity up there, exercising can be quite a challenging task. So, Lin Peh will now specially design a series of Space Exercise for our Spaceflight Participant.


Step 1: Breathing
Just like any other exercise, you must start with your breathing exercise by Sam Fu Cup, Cup Hei, Tao Hei (Repeat until oxygen tank empty)




Step 2: Stretching
Pom Chak Chak Pom Chak Chak




Step 3: Upper Body
Swing your hands and point them to the Stars of your choice





Step 4: Lower Body
Move to your right and back




Move to your left and back




Step 5: Siaran Tergendala - Stop For Prayer


Yes..it's prayer time, make sure to perform your prayer even you are in space!


Step 6: Resume Exercise
Resume exercise with Head Exercise. Make sure you sing along the song from Shaolin Soccer
Siu Lam Kung Fu Hou....Ngo Hai Tit Tao Gong !! Ai...Cah




Step 6: Floating Exercise
Practice this move, extremely useful if the Russian astronauts abandon you.




Step 7: Boogie Exercise


You can do this move for the other astronauts when they ask you to entertain them in space.


Step 8: Buang Sueh


Do this before re-entering the earth, like that all the Sueh Hei from outer space will be buang!


Step 9: Group Exercise


Do this group exercise with the others so you can create the first ever Malaysia Boleh Space MTV!


Step 10: Mission Completed


Well done! Time to go campaign for Barisan Nasional
Money money come...
Money money come....

After some very extensive researches, Lin Peh concluded that sex pattern at different stages of life can be summarised as follows:

PUBLIC SEX

Most suitable for:
Couple who just met and falling for each other. Best for quick thrill.

Where they do:
Public places such as park, cinema, public toilet, in the car, or even on the motorbike.

How they do:




BATHROOM SEX

Most suitable for:
Couple who are dating because when dating time, couple damn horny and kinky wan.

Where they do:
Bathroom at his place or her place (when no one else at home). Best to do at the hotel bathroom when go travelling together.

How they do:




KITCHEN SEX

Most suitable for:
Newlywed couple who are still horny and romantic. Best for quickie during dinner.

Where they do:
Own house kitchen because restaurant's kitchen usually non-accessible :-(

How they do:




BEDROOM SEX

Most suitable for:
Couple who have been married between 1 to 5 years. Also known as routine sex.

Where they do:
Bedroom at their own house only.

How they do:




CORRIDOR SEX

Most suitable for:
Couple who have been married for more than 5 years. The longer they married, the more often they do it.

Where they do:
All the corridors including Nothern Corridor, Southern Corridor, Eastern Corridor even Multimedia Super Corridor. But most often at the Corridor in front of their own house.

How they do: