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For those chics who are interested to have a Valentine's date with Lin Peh, please click HERE.

For those uncle uncle who are still trying to get your own Valentine's chic but don't know how to write romantik romantik message to them...here are some sugegstions from Lin Peh:

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you..
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."

Good Luck and Happy on Your VD (Valentine's Day) !

 rainbow angeles condemn:

Unker... your lou por sure lup u deep deep hor? :P

 Lil Patchee condemn:

Ah kor! Should I "accidentally" send this link to your bini ah? :D

 Zephyr condemn:

creative XD

 Horny Ang Moh condemn:

Aiyoh! If I use this.....no v-day pokeing for me!

 Joanne Kat condemn:

then u are in which CRASS?

 pisang goreng 115,NF condemn:

you so keng lor

 zewt condemn:

linpeh... erection is here... i cant wait to see your condemnation...

 Cocka Doodle condemn:

Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
Men are born hensem
but what happened to you??


Wakakakakak!!

 CY condemn:

So many ways to die! Lol.

Btw, oh yes please talk erection on behalf of we who can have erection but can't talk about it...