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One of Lin Peh's loyal sapporters sent Lin Peh a video file recently complaining about the consequence of reading too much Lin Peh's blog. Apparently, this sor hai student from the Kiasu/Kiasi/KiaChenHoo Land has been writing like Lin Peh's KNNBCCB style in his school homework. The consequence ? Please see for yourself:


SORRY...TOO LATE LIAO ! CUM EARLY NEXT TIME !

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According to a politeness survey conducted by Reader's Digest, Malaysian is ranked third-worst out of 35 cities!


KanNiNaoBuChaoChiBye!
DiuNiaMaChaoHai!
TiaoNiaMekChiPek!
PuNiaBoh!
PuiLuMaiSuThi
PukiMak!
Pundamonek!


MALAYSIAN VERY RUDE MEH ?

It's official ! LP, the Hailam Chic, has fired Lin Peh as the manager for her "Looking for Hubby" projeck. So, those of you who are interested in LP, or her cooking Recipi, please visit her blog at:

LP Kornering

Here is the official World Cup song for our Maraysia team !

Only avaible now in Special Extended Remix Version

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Diu ! After showing to all of you dat LP can make Fruitballs, there is still no one interested to kao her (Misai Cocka not counted..Disqualified!).

So, Lin Peh is giving her a second chance to show her "quality". This time, LP is going to teach you how to make Chocolate Dip mia Strawberries.

Here it goes:

1) Ingridents: Chocolate Chip and fresh strawberries




2) Melt the chocolate chips in double boiler.




3) When the chocolate is melted add in a little oil.




4) Dip the strawberries into the melted chocolate.




5) When done, put the strawberries in the fridge to chill.




6) Meanwhile lay down roses on a serving plate. (remember to use fresh roses or flowers)




7) When the strawberries are chilled, put them on the serving plate.






8) If you don't like roses or flower, just serve the starwberries on a tray



So, please lah....someone please show some interest in her before she gets desparado and want Lin Peh to post her naked pictures here ! Lin Peh dun wan dat to happen cause that will turn Lin Peh mia blog into a yamade blog (is this something new?). LOL!

In conjunction with the FIFA world, LP, the official Hailam Chicken Rice cook of the Maraysia football team has forced Lin Peh to post the following recipi. She wants to prove that she can do more than just chicken rice! So, please try it out and condemn ! If you think it's nice, please say so cause she promised to post more recipi via Lin Peh blog. If it's not nice, please condemn also ! So that Lin Peh can request her to prove on other things LOL! ;-) By the way, LP is also looking for a hubby ! HAHAHHHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Here's the resipi for World Cup Fruitballs

1) Prepared some melon balls, grapes, strawberries or orange segment.



2) Mixed them all in a bowl.



3) Add in some lemon juice.



4) Mixed well. Chooped fresh mint can be added at this time. Chill the fruit mix.



5) For the yogurt dip, put some plain yogurt in small dish.



6) Add in some granulated sugar or brown sugar and lemon juice in the yogurt.






7) Mixed well. Chill before serving.



8) To serve your FIFA Fruitballs Cup, put the mixed fruit in sundae dish. Drizzle some gurt dip on top the mixed fruit or served the dip aside. Garnish the FIFA Fruitballs Cup with strawberry.

Since the world is going crazy about the upcoming football world cup, Lin Peh also joining the crazy peeple by forming a team for the competition. Here is the Maraysia team:


Official Mascot:
Chan LiuLian

The Management

Team Manager:
Y.Bhg Tan Sri Rojaks (He is the manager because his name got Tan Sri and He dunno shit about footbal!)

Assistant Manager:
Maverick (He Cakap Tak Serupa Bikin)

Coach:
Simple Amedika (Foreign coach is a must for Maraysia team)

Assistant Coach:
Shaolin Tiger (Shaolin Soccer mia Cousin)


The Tehnical Crew

Loctor:
Loctor Kiki

Nurses:
Lucia Lai (For Team Kapitan Only)
Titoki (For the rest of the team)

Massage Gal Physical Therapist:
Helen

Medical Officers (Those carry strecher wan):
Dr. Liew
Mr. Frust
Jason

Bomoh:
Little Pakcik
MahaiGuru

Ball Boy:
Sammi Value the No 1 Ball Carrier in Maraysia
(This one cannot give link or else kena wallop)

Cooks:
LB (Western Food)
Laksa (Maraysian Food)
LP (Hailam Chicken Rice, too primitive to have a website)

Dietitian:
Samm the Orgasm

Public Relation (GRO):
Poison (Her specialty in Press/Release wan)

Drivers:
Wu Ching
Paul Tan


The Sponsors

Official Merchandise:
Loc Kee Trading

Official Snack:
Goreng Pisang

Official Airline Fei Kei:
Kampungkai

Official Fei Kei Engineer
Hooiching

Official TV Station:
TV Smith

Official Lalio Station:
KiPod Lalio

Commentators:
Engrish: Patrik Teoh
Cantonese: Ah Kiu and Ah Tiu
Hokkien: John Ong
Hakka: Ah Pek

Official Muzik:
Simmie Lang

Official Religion:
Sun,Moon&Star (Sounds like the Korea Cult where many peeples married each other)


The Players


**Official Team Photo Courtesy of Chibye Seng**

Gorlie:
Cocka (An expert in Char Por Por)

Defenders:
Jomel (Kung Fu kick expert, specialized in kicking Jimmy)
Zara's Mama (Specialy coached by Zara in tricycle kick)
Ah May (Bicycle kick expert always trained at Bukit Cahaya)
King's wife(Expert in speading legs yoga kick)

Midfielders:
Seng Kor @ David Back-cum (Kapitan)
Boredfucker (Special trained in Cambodia)
Lin Peh (Impoted directly from Japan, learned all the tricks from Japan Yamade VCD)

Strikers:
9393 (Magnum mia tai-kor, always strike first prize)
Rojak (He is THE CENTER FORWARD of the team)
JKN (His long hair look like Ronaldino)

Reserved Player:
Humsap Aceone (Another Char Por Por fella)
Kang Xian (Specialised Karate wan)
Inevitable (Specialised in Doggie position wan)
Kenny Fei Chai (Fei Chai can block 2 Ronaldos)

The Cheer Leaders

Raksha
Jasiminne*Anorexic
Kay Po
Cheesie
FireAngel
Sweet Candy
Angel
Allison
PinPin
PeeJay
Jess
Kimberly
Suanie
Yee Pei


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